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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: August 25th, 2011, 3:58 pm |
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Joined: 13 May 2011 Posts: 2029 Location: With Frodo, of course. Country:
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Dress as an orc - admit. Steal a Balrog's whip - never Tell Denethor he needs better table manners - be caught.
1. Hide Bill the pony and tell Sam he must have run away 2. Steal Legolas' bow and arrows 3. Paint Saruman's fingernails
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: August 25th, 2011, 4:01 pm |
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Joined: 29 May 2011 Posts: 2581 Location: The Golden Hall Country:
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Hide Bill the pony and tell Sam he must have run away- Never Steal Legolas' bow and arrows - admit Paint Saruman's fingernails- caught
Dye Saruman's hair Steal Legolas' knives Steal the hobbits Lembas bread
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: August 25th, 2011, 4:14 pm |
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Joined: 13 May 2011 Posts: 2029 Location: With Frodo, of course. Country:
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Dye Saruman's hair - be caught Steal Legolas' knives - admit Steal the hobbits Lembas bread - never 1. Tell Farmer Maggot which hobbits were stealing his crop 2. Paint a smiley face on the mouth of Sauron 3. Give Gollum a makeover while he slept
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: August 25th, 2011, 4:23 pm |
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Joined: 29 May 2011 Posts: 2581 Location: The Golden Hall Country:
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Tell Farmer Maggot which hobbits were stealing his crop- Never Paint a smiley face on the mouth of Sauron- be caught Give Gollum a makeover while he slept- admit Give Frodo the Ring Take the Ring from Frodo Set the beacon of Minas Tirith on fire as a joke
_________________ "Where'd you go if I may ask?" said Thorin to Gandalf "To look ahead" said he. "What brought you back in the nick of time?" "Looking behind"
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: August 25th, 2011, 4:42 pm |
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Joined: 13 May 2011 Posts: 2029 Location: With Frodo, of course. Country:
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Give Frodo the Ring - admit Take the Ring from Frodo - never Set the beacon of Minas Tirith on fire as a joke - be caught
1. Attend the Council of Elrond without being invited 2. Lock Denethor in his bedroom 3. Bring a bunch of friends to Blibo's for breakfast and leave without cleaning up
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: August 25th, 2011, 9:22 pm |
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Joined: 01 July 2011 Posts: 1773
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Attend the Council of Elrond without being invited- admit Lock Denethor in his bedroom- never Bring a bunch of friends to Blibo's for breakfast and leave without cleaning up- be caught Slap Legolas Steal Boromir's horn Break Gandalf's staff
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: August 25th, 2011, 10:05 pm |
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Joined: 13 May 2011 Posts: 2029 Location: With Frodo, of course. Country:
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Slap Legolas - never Steal Boromir's horn - be caught Break Gandalf's staff - admit 1. pinch Sam when he wasn't looking 2. steal Merry and Pippin's pipe weed 3. let a Warg loose in Minas Tirith
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: August 29th, 2011, 7:26 pm |
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Never let a warg loose Admit pinching Sam when he wasn't looking Be caught smokeing stolen pipe weed.
1. Steal the Ring 2. Kiss Rosie in front of Sam 3. Hide Gandlaf's Hat Alanna: Elija looks omgsqueeahhhhh sooooo hot in your siggy.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: July 23rd, 2015, 10:54 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005 Posts: 19521 Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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I would admit to hiding Gandalfs hat, I would get caught steeling the ring, And I would not kiss rossie in front of sam.
1. Boot legging pipeweed. 2. Stealing Elven artifacts from The Last Homely House 3. Leading a bunch of angey bees into The Prancing Poney.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: October 25th, 2015, 10:51 pm |
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Joined: 25 September 2015 Posts: 203 Location: In front of Isengard with Merry, Pippin, and the Three Hunters, talking over recent adventures! Country:
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Id be caught bootlegging pipweed, although I don't know why I would do that. I would never steal things from Rivendell I'd admit to leading angry bees into the Pony
1. Steal Anduril 2. Break the Evenstar pendant 3. Insult Galadriel in front of Gimli
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: October 26th, 2015, 9:53 am |
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Joined: 04 November 2005 Posts: 19521 Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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I would get caught steeling Anduril
I would never break the evenstar pendant
I would admit to insulting Galadriel infront of Gimli
1. Steal Saruman's robe while he is in the bathtub 2. Eat Bilboe's birthday cake before he even gets a piece 3. Impersonate Elrond
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: October 27th, 2015, 3:48 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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1. I would admit to stealing Saruman's robe while he is in the bathtub. 2. I would never steal Bilbo's birthday cake before he even gets a piece. 3. I would get caught impersonating Elrond.
1. Steal Éomer's horse while he's distracted. 2. Set fire to Bag End. 3. Run off with Bombur's secret cache of food.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: October 27th, 2015, 6:43 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005 Posts: 19521 Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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I would admit to stealing Eomer's horse
I would never set fire to Bag End
I would get caught running off with Bombur's secret food
1. Sprinkle Nair on Arwen's head while she slept 2. Throw nair in Gimli's face while he ate 3. Bathe Frodo's feet in nair
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: October 28th, 2015, 3:02 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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1. I would get caught sprinkling Nair on Arwen's head while she slept. 2. I would never throw Nair in Gimli's face while he ate. 3. I would admit to bathing Frodo's feet in Nair.
1. Throw Éowyn's awful stew in the trash. 2. Steal Sam's coney stew and eat it all. 3. Steal Gimli's 're meat on the bone and drink his tankard of mead.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: October 28th, 2015, 3:32 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005 Posts: 19521 Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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1. I would get caight throwing Eowyn's soup in the trash 2. I would admit to stealing Sam's stew and eating it all 3. I would never steal Gimli's meat and drink his mead.
1. Make a hobbit live outside in a cage as if it were a pet 2. Send gifts to the goblins for their "kind heartedness" 3. Clip an elf's ears to make them rounded like human ears
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: October 29th, 2015, 12:04 pm |
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Joined: 21 November 2014 Posts: 3922 Location: Angband & Mordor Country:
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I think you meant 'inside' a cage.
1. I would never make a Hobbit live inside a cage. 2. I would confess to sending gifts to the Goblins for their "kind heartedness" ..... after all they're minions. 3. I would get caught clipping an Elf's ears to make them rounded like human ears.
1. Steal all of Thranduil's grooming products. 2. Make Denethor eat nothing but salads for a month. 3. Take Snowmane from the stables of Edoras.
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