Sword (threaten them that if they don't stop you'll shoot yourself and "be lost to Davey Jones Locker" then maybe they'll let Elizabeth go free.. wait I mean stop.)

AHH I can't get Legolas to stop singing about the stupid waterfall!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
~Gimli

Pass (Legolas has a beautiful voice!)

Help, I can't tell apart reality from illusion!

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your just crazy

Or maybe I see the truth yet despair..... or maybe I am crazy like you said

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you might be crazy but we'er severel people

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In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

My other TARDIS is a police box.

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Uhh...hehe, back on task guys?

I smell something burning in Barad-dur...and I have no idea what it is. Help!!

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^ Made by Orry! Be jealous, be very jealous...

^ *sniffles* Thank you all so much! I'm so...so honored...*dabs at eyes*

Pass (you don't want to get involved with bad smells)

I dropped my bow in Kheled-z-ram while using it as a mirror to brad my hair. Help!

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Book (use a spell to turn back time)

Help, I can't stop weeping after seeing the 2003 version of Ned Kelly!

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Pass (sometimes crying is a good thing. Get all those extra emotions out.)

Help! my dogs are going INSANE!

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Sword (throttle them)

Help, my friend has a crush on this actress and he refuses to tell anyone else and I think that he should be open with his feelings like I wa sopen with my feelings towards Orlando Bloom (this is a true problem)

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Book (talk to him and coax him gently about speaking up about what he feels, and tell him that you think he should be open with his feelings, because he can trust you just like you trusted him)

Help!! I lost one of my little Elronds!! NOOOO!!

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^ Made by Orry! Be jealous, be very jealous...

^ *sniffles* Thank you all so much! I'm so...so honored...*dabs at eyes*

Book (ask someone else if they've seen it)

*my sister is cutting down every tree in the neighborhood! And i'm a 'tree-hugger' wat do i do!*

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Made 1000 posts on 7/22/06!!!!!!!!!

Book( ask your neighbor why he/she is doing this, and tell your neighbor how you feel about the situation, if the neighbor ignores you, or won't listen, try and get someone who can educate them on why trees are good:) ~ I hope that makes sense:) )

Help! My cat won't stop bugging me for more food ~ He already ate four times today! What do I do?
~Námarië, Tenn'enquetielva!
Lady Nienna

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sword (throttle the cat)

Help, I can't decide if I prefer Elijah or Dom! Orlando Bloom is still my favourite actor though

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Book (think it over carefully, look at them closely, watch their acting and their personalities, and go from there! )

Argh! I want to adopt Elrond, but his current owner won't give me the papers that make it legal! HELP!!

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^ Made by Orry! Be jealous, be very jealous...

^ *sniffles* Thank you all so much! I'm so...so honored...*dabs at eyes*

sword (murder answers all of life's problems )

Help, I lost my Leggie clone and I don't want him to have his hair touched by some ungrateful creature!

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