Anduril Vanlhach wrote:
welcome welcome.....gollem, its your time (pssst she's our official welcomer)
Yay! *makes sure everyone pays attention to her*
Well, now an offical greetings and welcome to you, treebeard.
First, I congratulate you for your choice joining the dark side.
*hands treebeard a bucket of pink cookies and a pink paint bucket*
What we do:
-talking about totally random things (don't be afraid, when some of us *points at herself* get a bit too random)
-throwing pink paint buckets at each other (btw, black robes are free)
-being evil...um...very evil but this should be obvious.
-every member gets a free black horse and a fell beast
-remember that this was your choice to join and we (the nazgûl club) are not responsable for making you deaf, throwing you into Mt. Doom (trust me, once you tried it, you'll never make anything else) or throwing you pink paint or cakes or whatever else into your face (our favorite thing wasting time)
So, be welcome and feel like home in the Lands of Shadow, Mordor. (It isn't that bad, it just has some kind of bad image) (no, I've no idea why, probably it's the new decoration)
-gollum the tiny nazgûl, always there to welcome or force the others coming back to the dark side when they are lost. (or forcing other people who have never been on the dark side to join *treats some random people with Morgul Blades* Oh, I almost forgot, this is yours. *hands Morgul Blade to treebeard*)
