I don't either...maybe it's in the first one when the Uruk's are heading out to get the Fellowship?

^ I really like your sig btw.

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Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!

Cthulhu appreciates it, and Amara also.

*storms in*
Oh! New member! Well, here's my welcoming

Greetings and welcome, Findemaxa. You're about joining (well in fact you have already joined) the most random and evil place on earth...the empire of the Nazgûl (MUHUHUHHAHAHAHA)

Things you have to do or other important things that must be said (you don't know yet what will happen to you in this club of the evil randomness, right?)

- You've to know, you'll never return to the world you used to know. You're a shadow of Sauron and the ONE now, a nazgûl, a ringwraith, neither living nor dead...well say it short...undead. (Have I scared you now?)
- You get your own fell beast and dark horse
- You get your own Morgul blade *plays with Morgul blade and cuts herself* *would fall into the darkness of the shadow forever...if she hasn't fallen yet into the darkness of the shadow forever*
- You get this welcoming bucket with pink...oh, yes...PINK cookies (some kind of tradition)
- You get your own hobbit to tortune (or whatever else)
- Hobbit tortuning isn't just for fun here, it's a duty as a nazgûl
- We are used to throw random annoying orcs into Mt. Doom
- We are used to throw each others into Mt. Doom
- We are used to cast ourselves into Mt. Doom
- Jumping off high cliffs isn't that dangerous as it seems (as far as you're undead)

Yours, gollum (the tiny-filler-in-of-the-newcomers-and-those-who-are-absent-nazgûl)

I wish you [s]lots of fun[/s] a time full of desperateness here, please don't listen to that what your parents told you about Mordor - it isn't that bad, it just has a bad image. *looks around Mordor* I'm telling you...it IS the decoration...

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Come to the Dark Side...we have Jim Moriarty

Velcome velcome to our [s]humble[/s] evil abode.

Be [s]nice[/s] evil and ve shall all get on so so vell.

*Gives Finde a couple of cookies*
*Gives a few more because she is also a fan of the 'ë'*

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"Without music, life would be a mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche



"Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come."

Fwee!

*steals Finde's cookies*
*gets hit my all her freinds at school for calling biscuits cookies on hot chocolate day*
*dose dirty dancing with best freind as a dare, discovers it has been filmed for an asembally and trys to destoy camara*
*fails*
*has commited social suicide*

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Made by Lembas

geesh gollum, do you always write that out when a new member joins? or do you rather copy/paste it...lol

-TN

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resistance is futile...
avvie by mrs.gamgee photoshop genious!

As the tiny-filler-in-of-the-newcomers-and-absent-nazgûl it's my duty to write every...I repeat...EVERY welcoming by myself. (yes, I really write that out everytime)

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Come to the Dark Side...we have Jim Moriarty

wow...kool

Then your a very welcoming person, gollum!!!!

Okay, Mornie. Here's my filler-in for you:

- Darky said limewire is awesome, she loaded it down, but hardly used it.
- Hobo thought of a evil nazgûl title and is coming up with the 400th post
- True Narnian threw Hobo into Mt. Doom (yeah, our traditions live!)
- True Narnian said she loves Wikipedia (so do I, Wiki is awesome!)
- Hobo spends his [s]days[/s] undeadness boiling in lava now
- Welcome to our newest member, Finde!

*jumps after Hobo into Mt. Doom, but takes the wrong slope and jumps off a cliff into some water*

um...well it was my duty, I've done what I was told to do *goes off the stage, and falls over the stairs*

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Come to the Dark Side...we have Jim Moriarty

GOLLUM13!! You didnt put my name right

it is TrueNarnian

not

True Narnian

argh!! for that, you shall pay the price *throws gollum into Mt. Doom*....hhha..

and you forgot to put that anduril commited socila suicide......i am never go to live this down...NEVER

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Made by Lembas

*melts in Mt. Doom*
ooops
*hands I'm-so-sorry-for-this-mistakes-and-I-hope-this-would-never-happen-again-cookies to everyone*

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Come to the Dark Side...we have Jim Moriarty

*decides whether or not to accept gollum's aplogy*

hhhmmm....of course I accept your aplogy, glom. GLOM!! See, that is what my Mom calls gollum, she called him GLOM once, And my sister loves gollum soooo much..like really, she said she would marry him, so I make fun of gollum and call him Glom.

*takes cookie*

You REALLY did that?