Yavanna Kementari wrote:
normal conversation. anyways... i've put this off too long. i wanna join. s'il vous plait.
(I'm sure you waited for this, right?)
Greetings and welcome, Yavanna.
I'm sure you don't know in what danger you are by joining the club of evil and randomness. Well, I'll explain:
Your life will never be the same, in fact you don't have any life anymore, you're undead now.
Once you joined this club, you may never leave. When you leave, we'll find you, oh yesss, my preciousss, we'll find her...um...well. And when we find you, we'll force you to do incredible...*swallows*...nice things *runs away*
(I hope I haven't scared you now?)
Okay, this was my welcoming for you, my friend. Now a few activitis about the nazgûl club:
- feel free to throw everyone you see into Mt. Doom
- feel free to cast yourself into Mt. Doom
- jumping off high cliffs isn't fun - it's a duty!
- you get free pink cookies whenever you want *wants to hand Yavanna welcoming cookie basket* Hey! Some stupid hobbit stole my cookies! Nobody steals my cookies! *chases hobbit with chainsaw*
- *comes back* you get a free fell beast and a evil black horse
- if you doubt in being evil enough, you can go to my therapist *hands Yavanna card*
- it's your job to scare hobbits and elves
- it's your job to stab them with morgul blade *hands Yavanna morgul blade*
- the common clothes of humans are inappropriate (sp?) here *hands black coat*
-you can make your own nazgûl title
May your time here will be filled with [s]fun[/s] randomness desperateness and suffering
Yours
tiny-filler-in-of-the-newcomers-and-those-who-are-absent-and-always-welcoming-exept-to-elves-and-hobbits-nazgûl