SILIM DIN hellllloooooo....who are you???? WELCOME ANYWAY

so whats happening peeps? my internets been down for the last few days.

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Made by Lembas

Hehe, velcome, velcome back my dear.

@ Anduril: Ah yes, I thought your presence had been missing from AU for a while. Welcome back, grammar errors and typos inculded..

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"Without music, life would be a mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche



"Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come."

Fwee!

I was one of the wonderfully evil nazgul. Until I left. And now I have come back.
I wish to call my fell beast Jack.
Anduril, who I am is for me to know and for you to find out. Sorry.

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by Lembas

Very well, I dont think we have a Jack in the herd yet, most fitting!

If Anduril cannot ask who you are, may I ask who you used to be Silme Din?

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Ahh, no. I'm sorry. I don't want people to know. My sis, haldir, however happened to slip it in the gentlewomen's club, so if you're dying to know it's actually quite easy to find out. >.>

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by Lembas

^No it's alright. I'm not that curious!
But if you're Haldir's sister, I might remember you anyway. Welcome back.

Oh by the way, it says you joined on December 31... I thought I saw you here yesterday as well... and even though time zones.... well... I thought... nevermind....

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Lol.

*Pats Eä on the head*

It's ok dear.

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"Without music, life would be a mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche



"Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come."

Fwee!

Of course you're allowed to join (as long as you're not one of this elves)
I'm gollum, the tiny-filler-in-of-the-absent-and-welcomer-of-the-new-members-nazgûl

Greetings and welcome, Silme Din. I'm sure you don't know yet what evil force you're about to join (and I won't tell you, I don't want to sca...okay, in fact I want to scare you, but who cares?) The background information (this we-will-stab-you-with-a morgul-blade-thing) should be familar to you. You should only know, Silme Din, that this club has rules too. I'll explain them to you. If you keep to the rules, you won't have any problems (exept of beeing thrown into Mt. Doom or your fell beast (or you) could be eaten, but not more)

- You're a nazgûl. That means your only thing you have to do in your [s]life[/s] undeadness is to be scary and evil and stuff, you know
- You get one of these totally cool black robes
- You get one of these awesome fell beast things
- You only have to be mean and nazgûl-ish on days that end with a -y
- Jumping off high, dangerous cliffs isn't as dangerous as everyone says (but make sure first, that you're really undead)
- Whenever you start a conversation about the word "undead" you'll suffer a terrible death...um...undeath
- Since we couldn't get that damn One Ring, our mission is painting Middle Earth pink
- Watch out for elves, they bring pure luck, healing power and happyness and other of these good *shudders* things
- Pink cookies are the tradional food here
- bringing desperateness (pink cookies and pink colour) to all the creatures of Middle Earth is our only aim in our [s]life[/s] undeadness

Now, [s]I wish you big fun and randomness in this club! enjoy it![/s] If you dare to leave this club and leave the nazgûl, we'll find you and...well, I won't say that here, I don't want to scare you.

Yours, gollum the tiny-filler-in-of-the-absent-and-welcomer-of-the-new-members-nazgûl

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*Applauds*

I don't know how you have the patience to do that every time we get a new bug. Well done dearest daughter!!

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"Without music, life would be a mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche



"Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come."

Fwee!

Thank you, mother! It's good to see when this work is appreciated

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yay, gollum came back! we've been missing you gollum

sure! and if Witchy ever returns for more than five posts, im sure he'll add you to the member list, not, gollum will make your welcoming speech, and if you haven't already, feel free to pick out a Fell beast and give it a name!

YAY *screeces* another new member joined the most evil minions of evil!

Greetings and welcome, Aramel Elyanwe. I hope you've enjoyed your life so far. Because from now on, your life is ended and you're reborn as an undead, a nazgûl. You should know, the nazgûl have a long tradition, and you don't want to hurt them do you? I'll explain you our dark rules of Mordor and I hope you'll soon understand.

- You're a nazgûl from now on. That means you have to be evil, that's a duty.
- Your life you've known has been taken from you. You're undead now. I know, that's hard at the beginning, but you'll get used to it soon
- You get one of this damn cool black robes (I love them)
- As you already heard you get one of this fell beasts, cool huh?
- You don't have to be evil all the time. Find a day that doesn't end with a "y" and you're free to do everything you want
- Jumping off cliffs is fun (when you can't die)
- Throwing orcs from cliffs (they can die) is also fun
- Keep away from elves, trust me, they only bring *can't...speak...this word...* good things
- Keep away from conversations about the word "undead" or you'll suffer a terrible death...well...if you could die...
- Painting Middle Earth pink is our mission and job. (since this catch-this-baggins-and-his ring thingy failed)
- You can eat pink cookies all the time (they're good)
- Everything you have probably heard about Mordor beeing a place of tortune and such is false
- Okay, okay I lied to you. Everything you have probably heard about Mordor beeing a place of tortune and such is true, but I'm not allowed to scare new members (you'll find out anyway)

I wish that you enjoy your time in Mordor (as long as you can) and you enjoy beeing a nazgûl...otherwise I'll...*turns to big nazgûl standing behind her* okay...I won't tell, okay? I won't scare any new members anymore...

Well, that was all you have to know about this evil club. *gives a Morgul blade sword* Now I pronounce you a member of this club, a nazgûl.

gollum the tiny-filler-in-of-those-who-are-absent-and-welcomer-of-the-new-members-nazgûl

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^Thanks.



I shall name him...Pink. Bawhawhaw or Knip (pink backwards)