ElenyaAr-Feiniel wrote:
Do you need another evil helper to dominate the world or at least someone to help you paint middle-earth pink?
I'm here ready to help you, especially if you have candy *shreeeeeks*
Sounds like a job for me...
Greetings and welcome, ElenyaAr-Feiniel. You say, you want to join this club, but I can assure you, you've no idea about the evil randomness which is going on here. For a better understanding, I'll explain it to you. This club has a long tradition of evil randomness, so you have to follow the folling rules if you want to be a full evil and worthy nazgûl member of this club.
- You're a nazgûl from now on. Your life will never be the same (since you're not alive anymore...you're neither living nor death...a nazgûl)
- You have to be evil all days of the year. Of course, you have free days too. You're allowed to be *swallows* nice on every day that doesn't end with a "y"
- You get one of these totally awesome fell beast thingys
- You get a totally cool black robe (remember: Black is the new colour)
- If you start a conversation about the word "undead" you'll suffer a terrible death...um...well undeath
- Jumping off high cliffs is fun (when you can't die)
- Throwing other creatures of middle earth is also fun (don't care if they can die)
- You get free cookies with pink icing (oh yes...pink...
)
- Feel free to create your very own evil nazgûl title
- Since that one mission with that "Catch the halfling and grab the One Ring" thing failed, our mission is to paint middle earth pink (and bring desperation and stuff to middle earth...you know...being evil)
I hope there's a better understanding for you now what this club means...you have to make your choice now, ElenyaAr-Feiniel (well, at last you don't have any choice to make, you asked if you can join and now you're a nazgûl, I don't care about later choices...ups...I'm not allowed to say this, because of the whole karma-thing)
Yours, gollum the tiny-welcomer-of-new-members-nazgûl
