Sarien wrote:
Oooh! This club looks so totally wicked! Can I join? I've always wanted to help dominate world. *Thinks evil thoughts.* Well anyway, I
am a Legolas lover, but that doesn't mean that I can't be evil too!
Later peoples!
~Sarien
Oh, my turn!
Greetings and welcome, Sarien. I'm sure you don't know the real truth about the evil thread of randomness...I can assure you, you will learn...you will have to learn...the rules of the club...*insert some kind of evil scary laughter here*
- You're a nazgûl. You're neighter living nor dead. That's the most important fact about the whole becoming-a-nazgûl-thing
- You get one of these totally cool awesome black robes *coughthey'rebetterthenelves'robescough*
- You get (or you already got) one of this totally cool fell beast things
- When you ever dare starting a conversation about the word "undead" you'll suffer a terrible death...um...undeath
- You don't have to be evil all the time. Feel free to be (can't...say...this...word...) nice on all days which don't end with a "y"
- Since this find-the-halfling-and-bring-the-One-Ring-back-to-Sauron (in fact find the halfling and keep the One Ring for ourselves) mission thing failed (not my fault) our mission is to paint Middle Earth pink (and spread some evil randomness)
- pink peanut butter cookies are a special meal here in Mordor. When you don't eat a cookie on every day you'll suffer something I won't utter here, because I don't want to scare you. (In fact I want to scare you, but I'm not allowed)
- Jumping off high cliffs isn't as dangerous as it seems (but first, make sure that you're undead)
- Throwing other creatures off high cliffs is funny (especially when they're not undead)
- You can make your own evil random nazgûl title
- I wanted to warn you about some totally important thing that could save your life...um...undead body...um...existence of a nazgûl one day, but I've forgotten what it was
So, now you know more about this evil thread. You have to make your choice now...will you join...or will you go back to the living? (In fact, you don't have a choice anymore, you're a member of the club now, a nazgûl, neither living nor dead, but I have to tell you that you can make your choice because of this whole give-the-people-around-you-a-free-will-to-decide-for-themselves carma thingy)
Regards...gollum-the-tiny-welcomer-of-new-members-nazgûl
P.S.: Mornie...the thing with legolas wasn't my fault, I didn't wanted him to burn to ashes (I only wanted some toast, but I don't know the exact temperature for elf-toast)
*cough*
