We're taking a survey *points to Ea's post*

ROFL

yeah....right

gollum not evil

you need help no? *throws pink bucket of paint at gollum* here luv, good times eh?

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resistance is futile...
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*jumps off a cliff just to feel better*

Okay...*sniff* I think I got over my trauma about not being evil...

Greetings and welcome, Caoilfhionn. I trust that you're wondering what this dark and evil club hides (well, we hide cookies) You have to know this club has a long tradition of evil randomness and I wouldn't...well...I...okay I'll explain you the rules, I...I can't speak that much right now...I...I...okay...here are the rules for you...I can't do this anymore, I've lost my evil powers!

. You're called a ringwraith now, a nazgûl, neighter living nor dead. You're the most scaring creature anround middle earth and that's cool
. You get one of these awesome black robes (you always wanted one, right)
. You get one of these awesome scaring fell beast things
. You have free days. On these days you're allowed to be nice. These days are all days which don't end with a "y"
. You get free cookies whenever you want
. Jumping off cliffs isn't that dangerous as everyone says (when you're undead)
. Throwing other creatures off cliffs is fun (especially when they're not undead)
. Whenever you dare starting a conversation about the word "undead" you'll suffer a terrible death...um...undeath
. Since this mission with the One Ring failed (again, it wasn't my fault, my stupid pocket had a hole) our mission is painting middle earth pink (and bring desperation over the creatures of middle earth)

I wish you a time of desperation and evil randomness in this club, but remember...once you're a member, you may never leave. If you leave...we'll find you wherever you are...(was this scary? Please, please say that I'm evil...please...I am evil, right?)

Yours, gollum the tiny welcomer of new members nazgûl (who is not longer the evil nazgûl she once was known as)

*leaves place* *goes to therapist to talk about her not-longer-evil-depression*

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Come to the Dark Side...we have Jim Moriarty

What is this I hear? Gollum isn't evil anymore? Oh <s>joy</s> pain. We must do something to make her evil again. What about we throw a real nice evil party to show her that evilness is the best way of middle earth?

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by Lembas

Yeah! Lets throw us an evil party full of evil! (We can make the party Seaseme Street themed! )

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*comes from theapy about learing being evil again* okay...*sniff* another welcoming speech *sniff* Do you think I'm evil enough for this?

Greetings and welcome to the thread of pink cookies and random evilness Idril Falastári. You're about to join the most evil place on this forum...the nazgûl club. We have a long and proud tradition in our club, so I'll explain you our rules, my fellow (no if you don't like the rules you can't say "I don't want to join)

. You're one of the most scaring creatures of middle earth now, a nazgûl, ringwraith. You're neither living nor dead. Your aim in your undeadness is to spread desperation and evilness
. You get one of these totally awesome black robes (latest fashion)
. You get one of these cool fell beast things (they're the best)
. You get all the cookies you ever wanted
. Jumping off high cliffs (or into Mt. Doom) is fun (when you can't die)
. Throwing other creatures of middle earth (especially elves, when I was evil, I loved throwing elves into Mt. Doom) off high cliffs is also fun (even when they can die)
. You have to be nice on all days of the year which don't end with a "y"
. Whenever you start a conversation about the word "undead" you'll die...um...live...um...forget it...something terrible will happen
. Our only mission in our cool undead existence is painting middle earth pink (and spread some desperation, tortune and other evil things)

I hope this was evil enough, I apologize for loosing all my evilness. I wish you spend your time here in desperation and random evilness and that you'll never loose it (like me)

Yours, gollum the tiny welcomer of new members nazgûl

*goes back to theapy and dies...um...undies of depression about not being evil*

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Come to the Dark Side...we have Jim Moriarty

of course we need a lot of cookies... let's give aragorn a pink cooking-outfit (don't know the word) and he can bake them *hrhr*

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.::. PUSH : Pray until something happens : PUSH .::.

><x> Ringer for Christ <x><

Evil twin of: Inwe Calaelen

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resistance is futile...
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Here you go, Gollum. You need this

I'll bring the snacks for the Fell Beasts! *Goes and fetches the High School Musical cast.*

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ブルーバード

and some f**king handy-cheaters from the internet *grml*

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.::. PUSH : Pray until something happens : PUSH .::.

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Evil twin of: Inwe Calaelen

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^erm


I'll bring the [s]cake[/s] cookies!! and... maybe i'll paint them pink!

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you paint them?
you wnt to see if nazgûl can be poisoned, don't you?

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Hello fellow Nazguls. What's going on? Are we planning to be really evil right now? =O If so...count me in.

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