bow_and_arrow wrote:
Wow, I wants a welcoming speech....
Mount Doom is just over there *points*
*casts herself into Mt. Doom* now I know what I've missed all the time...
Greetings and welcome, bow_and_arrow. I'm sure you've already heard from the deep, dark and random alliance of the nazgûl. But be careful...there's one important thing...well, I've forgotten it, but it has something to do with terrible doom and death and stuff. Not that important...well, you have to keep to the following rules if you want to survive this club (you won't "survive" anyways, you're neither living nor dead)
- You're a nazgûl, a ringwraith. You're neither living nor dead and that's the most awesome thing in the world!
- You get one of these totally cool black robes (admit it, you only joined because of the robes)
- You get one of these totally awesome fell beast thingys
- Whenever you start a conversation about the word "undead" you'll suffer a terrible death...um...well...undeath
- You get pink cookies whenever you want (but be careful: When you're a cookie-klepto (like me) you'll be thrown into Mt. Doom in no time)
- Jumping off dangerous high cliffs is fun (when you can't die)
- Throwing others off dangerous high cliffs is also fun (especially when they can die)
- Same counts for Mt. Doom
- Feel free to create your own evil nazgûl title
- Pink is the offical evil colour of the nazgûl
- You don't have to be evil all the time. Feel free to be nice on all days which don't end with a "y"
- Since this find-the-halfling-and-take-the-ring-back-to-his-master-thingy failed (again, it wasn't my fault) our mission is painting middle earth pink (and spreading fear and desperation)
I hope you'll keep to this rules (If you don't it's your fault, something will happen to you, it's not my fault then, I've warned you) Enjoy your time here and may this thread will be soon filled with your evil thoughts and random ideas
Yours, gollum the tiny-welcomer-of-the-new-members nazgûl (and a cookie-klepto)
*steals cookies and runs away*
Welcome! 
