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Post subject:  Posted: March 31st, 2007, 1:16 am |
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I say we make a topic!
And I say we make the topic something interesting, like the best recipe for cooking orc?
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Post subject: Posted: March 31st, 2007, 1:25 am |
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First things first.. we have to kill the orc.
Narrator: Smeag pulls out frying pan and smirks at the nearest orc. Giving the orc a few second head start, she runs off after it screaming what... *static*
[Narrator for the Narrator: The documentary of Smeagollum's two personalities is having tecnical difficulties. You may assume that... the orc caused it.]
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Post subject: Posted: March 31st, 2007, 1:31 am |
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I'll let you do the honors. Everytime I try to kill one he starts flirting with me.
Oh yes, and how do we season them? I mean - what are the chief seasonings of the Nazgul? I would think jalapeño would be in the top ten somewhere... muahaha... because jalapeño are just...
TEH EBIL.
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Post subject: Posted: March 31st, 2007, 1:37 am |
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I would love to do the honors.
Narrator: Smeag sneaks up on top of a rock and hits the orc really really really hard on the head. Jumping down, Smeag calls to.. But wait, Gollum kicks it, "No, it's ours."
"It's everyone's"
"Ours"
"Everyone's"
Smeagollum appears to be fighting with herself again right next to the orc that is laying on the ground.
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Jalapeno is good. How about poisonous stuff? That's evil.
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Post subject: Posted: March 31st, 2007, 2:47 am |
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Fencing Maiden wrote: I'll let you do the honors. Everytime I try to kill one he starts flirting with me.
Oh yes, and how do we season them? I mean - what are the chief seasonings of the Nazgul? I would think jalapeño would be in the top ten somewhere... muahaha... because jalapeño are just...
TEH EBIL.
I can't disagree there. I love jalapenos.
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Post subject: Posted: March 31st, 2007, 3:12 am |
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Ooooo, I love jalapenos! Should we fry it, or bake it, or roast it...
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Post subject: Posted: March 31st, 2007, 10:44 am |
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Oooh, I'd say lets roast the orc with jalepenos. Sounds delicious! Maybe we could add a little parsley and salt too?
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Post subject: Posted: March 31st, 2007, 10:54 am |
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We need curry. Because curry is the <s>love</s> most nasgulishly ebil.
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Post subject: Posted: March 31st, 2007, 11:08 am |
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[random chili pepper assault]
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Post subject: Posted: March 31st, 2007, 11:11 am |
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AAAAH! It burns! *nazgul screech*
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Post subject: Posted: March 31st, 2007, 11:27 am |
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Smeag stands there fascinated that the orc burns then starts to dance around the fire, "Burning. Burning. Burning...."
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Post subject: Posted: March 31st, 2007, 11:30 am |
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Are we really just doing one orc? That won't do much good for so many nazgul... And if <i>we're</i> not eating them, it's won't be enough for our fell beasts either. Mine alone eats at least five in one gulp.
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Post subject: Posted: March 31st, 2007, 11:58 am |
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*dumps more orcs on the fire*
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Post subject: Posted: March 31st, 2007, 12:30 pm |
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Shadowcat wrote: *dumps more orcs on the fire*
No!! *howls in dismay* Not like that precious!
First you stick 'em through on a spit, and then you marinate them in mead and stuff them with jalapeños.
Then you very carefully place them in the fire until they're nice'n'brown'n'tender'n'eat-able.
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