What Party are we referring ot ? I dont have the time to be on here all the time, cos school is nearly as evil as me with regards to work.

also I dont see my name on the member list!!!!!!!

Greetings and welcome, Sweedishreindeer. You've probably heard of me before. I'm here to [s]give you a nice and warm welcome[/s] throw you into Mt. doom, off high cliffs and push you into total desperation of undeadness.

Here are your rules, rules you have to know if you want to survive this club (you won't survive anyways, I'll tell you later)

- You won't survive because you're a nazgûl now. You're neigher living nor dead (but who cares you're the most evil random and cool creature of whole middle earth
- You get one of these totally awesome black robes (admit it, you joined just because of the robes)
- You get one of this totally awesome screaming fell beast things (hey, is there a cooler name than "fell beast"? I always thought of it as the coolest name for an animal ever)
- Jumpin off Mt. Doom into boiling lava isn't that dangerous as it sounds (but only when you can't die, of course it is dangerous when you can die)
- Throwing others into Mt. Doom is bigger fun (when they can die)
- Same counts for high dangerous cliffs
- You have to be evil. That is a duty (but it should be clear, we're the nazgûl and not some girlies who sell cookies) (we can't sell the cookies after all, because we keep them for ourselves)
- feel free to create your very own evil nazgûl title
- Since this mission with this One Ring failed (embarrassing) (No...it wasn't my fault) our mission is to paint middle earth pink (and spread desperation and fear)

If you have any questions you can ask me whenever you want (I won't answer you anyways, because I'm (some kind of) evil but you can try)

Yours, gollum the tiny welcomer of the new members nazgûl