There once was a man,
A gitty old man,
who said he had been on the moon
Well all who heard this
thought it was bliss
and soon after thought 'He's a goon!'
Now I'm not one for tales,
and I haven't heard many wails,
But this man told me about them all,
Even one with a canon-ball!
He told storys of how
the moon once came down
And how he had to fight
Goblins and Orks,
and just with forks
and how he almost drownd.
After this story,
you may call me gorry,
But I tell you, it is all true.
because right now
the moon falls down
and splaters you all in two.
Thank you,
Thank you.
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