Howdy! sounds like fun!

Limited-edition-Gollum-collectible-figurine-with-polyester-hair-stands-and-programmed-to-say-over-100-of-your-favorite-Gollum-quotes stretched after a long day. "What a day, preciousss, sprinkling nasty elf-bread on fat hobbits, running into webs, fighting Master, dropping down chasms! Who does he think he is, the %^#@ing hack! (sorry, allusion to TTT easter egg). I think I'll resign." LE Gollum looked around and saw that Eowyn serial no. 81399 was awake. He saw a possible opportunity for breakfast. He slunk over to her while avoiding kicks from Frodo and Anakin, trying to beg her for food. She rebuked him, saying "Creep, if you don't get away from me I'll set my Nazgul on you!" "Darn," LE gollum thought. He'd try again later.

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(Okay, one thing: you have to ask other people before you put lines in their mouth. I don't really mind but, just for future reference...)

Eowyn couldn't stand Gollum. He gave her the creeps. She grabbed a broken piece of lead and a paper scrap and began to sketch out attack plans.

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Padme laughed at what Eowyn was drawing out. It was rather funny to her.

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(Sorry, Morwen. You can smack me if you want to. No promises that I won't bite your finger off for it, though.)

Having been rebuked by Eowyn, LE Gollum went in search of food. He saw Frodo, but knew he'd only have nassssty hobbit-food. Padme came over to him and pointed to Andrew's Family-Size bag of Goldfish. Gollum's eyes got very wide and he started to drool . He gave Padme a hug and bolted toward the Goldfish, but her hubby got in the way. Darth-Ani Transformer was in Vadermode, and his lightsaber was out. "And we thought we were schitzophrenic," Gollum said. He darted aroumd Vader's back, and pushed his transformation button. Vader dropped to the ground, shaking with convulsions. Harry Potter Quidditch Seeker* came over. "What's wrong with Anakin? Did he take some Polyjuice potion?" he asked. "Well, precious, he pulled alightsaber on me, so I shot him," Gollum said.

*I just put the Harry Potter action figure in there to make that joke. he probably won't be back.

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Padme rushed over to her husband. "Are you alright?" she asked. She was still rather scared. Being hugged by Gollum was a rather frightening experience....

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(Artinwe, Dude, I think what you've done with my transformer counts as
controlling another person's character too. So watch out or I'll sick my saber on YOU Anyway, letting it slip this once...)

The Ani-Darth toy stood up in a shaky rise.
I'm fine he said puting an arm around Padme
and glaring maliciously at Gollum.
"I'll make him pay for that..." he thought to himself.

Frodo smerked noticing that Ani-Darth's attention had been turned away from
him. "Never mind, Obi-" he said striding away.

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Padme helped Anakin over to a safe place. "Boy, I can't stand Gollum." she told him.

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"Don't laugh. They have seen us do everything else, and the list is getting short. Faramir and I had a late night conference last night and we decided to go through under the floorboards, and get the barbies into the toilet and flush them. That should end the problem, don't you think?"

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(Bwaa Ha Haaa! I seem to have made many enemies! Sorry, Synariel, I wasn't trying to "control" your character; I was kind of going off of "Toy Story" where Woody uses Buzz's karate-chop action)

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(Morwen, am I to assume that you find the Barbies to be evil? Not that you''re wrong or anything...)

After gorging himself on Goldfish (so juicy sweet), Gollum bounded over to Eowyn and Padme, both of whom recoiled. "What's it doing, preciouss? Is it trying to destroy the Barbies who haunt us cool Action figures?" "Yes, Gollum; now get away!" Eowyn said, kicking him away. "She's just like her wicked cruel husband, she is, precious. You know," he said, scuttling back over, "You could just use Andrew's 72nd-scale 'Kingdom of Heaven' (Ha! now Deawen's happy!) trebuchet miniature to launch Greek Fire at the Barbies... or would that burn down the house?" Dodging another kick from Eowyn, he ran over to Frodo to whimper at his shins.

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"Wait! I do need to talk to you. You have a... special job coming up."

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Frodo shuddered as Gollum drew near.
"What do you want?" he asked backing away.

(Thanks, Synariel. I don't fancy having a :lightsabre: stuck up my *censored*)

"A special job, it says, precious, what's that, eh? Kicking target for her princessliness of Ithilien or something?" Gollum spat. "C'mon, I'll give you Goldfish." (Need I say more?)

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(AAAAAAAAAA! I'm the centre of two attentions!)

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"You will be herding the barbies into the bathroom. See," Eowyn brandished her plan, " Andrew's sister's room is just down the hall, with the bathroom in between. You will...um, slink...into the sister's bedroom, under the floorboards and scare them into the hallway. We will block off any escapes except the bathroom. When they are all in, then we will shut the door and one by one get them into the bowl and say our fond farewells. Will you do it?"

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"Why would the Barbies run away from my masculine beauty?... um, precious? One would think you're insinuating that I look bad, eh? But we shouldn't flush them down the toilet, precious, we should burn them in effigy." Gollum said. "Gollum, we tried that. Plan number 873, remember ?" Eowyn sighed exasperatedly. "Oh yes, precious, we remeber now. But why should I do it?" Gollum asked suspiciously. "Won't go back, not there, not to them. Pits, pits, pits and Barbies, thousands of Barbies..." "Gollum, there are not thousands of Barbies, and stop paraphrasing yourself! If you do this, then the Witch-King will let you ride his Fell Beast." Witch-King: "What!? Oh, all right." "With head?" Gollum asked with some skepticism. "With head," Eowyn nodded. "We sswears on, we mean, ahem, BY the precious," Gollum said.

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