Padme had a Barbie cornered. "I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!!" she cried. She then began a strain of pregnant whining. "I WANT FRUIT!!!!!!!" she screamed. The Barbie cried. "Here have some!!!" the Barbie yelled. "NOT THAT KIND!!!!!!" she screamed. She then ripped the Barbie's clothes and took some scissors. She cut the Barbie's hair very awkwardly. Hehehe she laughed.

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i love this post! lol lol lolo it so funny!

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

ooc. thank you! i was going for that!

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Ani-Darth was pacified for the moment.
"I think my wires are crossed," he said while in his Sith mode. "I'm feeling too Jedi."

Frodo stood on the sidelines, wishing not to be all that involved in the cufoffle. "Go Padme! Get 'em Eowyn!"
he cheered. He laughed at their succeses.

Ani-Darth walked up to the half sized toy.
"You make a good cheerleader Frodo." he complimented
smiling in amusement.

"Why thank you." Frodo smiled back.

"And you...make a good...Jedi."

Ani-Darth looked suddenly exasperated.

"Uh-oh." Frodo said backing away.

speaking bleach it's raining bleach ahh bleach i hate the smell of bleach...nasty...
man this one dude last night give kids KETCHUP PACKETS and TArTAr sauce....that crazy!

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

Padme had a thought. She pulled out her CD player and began playing "Girls just wanna have fun". No self-respecting barbie wouldn't dance to that. A barbie yelled out "Dance Party" and several of them started dancing. Padme then dumped bleach on about 7 of them. The barbies were more disturbed when she cut the cd off than when she bleached them.

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(Guys, we already drove them into the bathroom.)

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Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me: this loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven, secretly... secretly.... Fear can turn to love- you'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster: this repulsive carcasse who seems a beast, but secretly dreams of beauty, secretly... secretly....

so.....

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

Eowyn signalled them all into the bathroom with one hand, the other behind the back. "Close the door." The door closed. Eowyn signalled silence. "I would like to thank you all for coming today. We all know why we are here. We have been tortured, mutilated, even destroyed by the Barbie-Bratz threat. Now it is our turn to end it for good. Gollum here has implemented our plan perfectly, so it is time to say goodbye." There was a splash as the first barbie was flung in.

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

flings a barbie into toilet....

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

*gurgle gurgle*

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

*FLUSH gurgle gurgle* someone from down stairs "Jiggle the HANDLE!"

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

"You heard the lady. Jiggle the bloody handle!" After a while, all the Barbies and brats were gone, but Andrew's mother was coming upstairs. "Everybody! Hide! There isn't supposed to be anyone here!" Eowyn ran to the luffa sponge and burried herself in it.

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

Sauron jumped into the trash can "argh this is worse than Mordor in here...."

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

Padme hid under the plunger. No one would think to pick that up.

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Faramir, Angmar, and Elphaba jumped into the Kleenex box that rested on the toilet tank. Angmar's helmet became impaled in the the cardboard, forcing his wife to yank him out.

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign