"HELP! A balrog ate my homework!"-Glorfindel

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Book (read to him some boring history book then when he dies of boredom cut him open and retrieve the homework (hope you're teacher doesn't mind a little balrog digestive juice) Eww!)

The westfold is being burned and I'M trapped in a burning building!! HELP!!!

SWORD! I'll crash through the wall, rescue you, and do it all with style!

"Help! I stole Frodo's brownies and now he's coming after me!"

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Sword or stinger Sick Shelob on him!!

Arwen: Help!! I'm having a bad hair day, and I have a date with, aragorn!!!

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Sword! Kinda. Grab a brush, a piece of string, and braid your hair lightning fast!

"Help! My uncle's advisor just kicked me out of Rohan!" -Eomer

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Sword come back to Helms Deep looking really shiney kick his butt!
AAA Gwahir won't put me down and I;m afraid of heights!

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In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

My other TARDIS is a police box.

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Sword come back to Helms Deep looking really shiney kick his butt!
AAA Gwahir won't put me down and I;m afraid of heights!

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In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

My other TARDIS is a police box.

http://www.roleplayultimum.proboards100.com/index.cgi

Book (coax Gwaihiir down in Eagle-language...'cause if you try to fight an Eagle or make him mad, you're in BIG trouble!)

"My friend just got the COOLEST new Elrond poster and I really want it. I need help!!"

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^ Made by Orry! Be jealous, be very jealous...

^ *sniffles* Thank you all so much! I'm so...so honored...*dabs at eyes*

Sword! Get a job and buy one! Or, Book! brush up on your pouting abilities and bum the money off of your parents...XD

"Help! I have an ungodly amount of dishes to do and no dishwasher!" -Elrohir

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Book get Elladan or Arwen to help you

AAA! Elohir stole my clothes and I can;t get out of the bathroom and I have a date with Aragorn in 20mins!

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In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

My other TARDIS is a police box.

http://www.roleplayultimum.proboards100.com/index.cgi

Sword! Scream your brains out so your dad can hear you. That way he can chew out your bro whilst you go out with Aragorn. Hehehehe!

HELP! Strider doesn't know about second breakfast, and I'm starving! -Pippin

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Book Inform him if his ignorence in the matter
Help Eldorien won't leave me to have not one moment of peace
-Elladan

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In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

My other TARDIS is a police box.

http://www.roleplayultimum.proboards100.com/index.cgi

Book (talk to him nicely...that's really the only way little kids respond. Get him hooked up on a game or a book or something...or hand him over to Arwen! )

"Argh!! I just set Celeborn's robes on fire!! I need help!!"

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^ Made by Orry! Be jealous, be very jealous...

^ *sniffles* Thank you all so much! I'm so...so honored...*dabs at eyes*

SWORD! A bucket of water should do the trick!
Help! I tore the skirt off of my dress right infront of Aragorn! *blushes*

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Sword - quickly pull his shirt off and cover yourself with it ^^

"Help me! My noodles overcooked o_o"

book.... start reading cookbooks!!!!!!!!!



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