Frodo and Ani-Darth got behind the cuboard doors to hide.

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sauron peeked out from under the rim a toilet paper roll stuck verticaly on his helmet "coast i clear.." he called he climbed out and opened the door a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe it flapped behind him as he walked down the hall to Andrews room.
once there he spent time pulling off the gunk. he sat down on the CD player on the play button and suddenly played "popular" from Wicked

"and when someone needs a make over i
must simply take over

you will be popular
I'll teach you the proper ploys
when you
talk to boys
little ways to flirt and flounce
oo i'll show you what shoes to wear how to
fix your hair..."

"argh how can he listen to this?" Sauron said with scorn
he climbed on the desk there was something new on the desk it was a box but no ordinary box an action figure(dolls) box a new one (ahh it's toy story!) Sauron peered through the clear film it was a lord of the rings Action figure(doll) it was Gandalf the white action figuer (doll)

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

Eowyn saw Sauron looking at the box and joined him in oggling. "This could be problematic for Angmar, I deem?"

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

Gollum crept up behind them. When he saw the Gandalf figure, he hissed "That one sent wicked Ranger after us in the swamps! Kill it!" He leapt onto the box, trying to tear it up. Eowyn and Sauron yanked him off. "Eowyn scolded "That was the one in Grey. And besides, Frodo would have killed you if Gandalf hadn't had that long talk with him about 'pity'." "Whatever," Gollum said. "And Angmar won't mind, will he? He broke the dude's staff in RotK."

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Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me: this loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven, secretly... secretly.... Fear can turn to love- you'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster: this repulsive carcasse who seems a beast, but secretly dreams of beauty, secretly... secretly....

Sauron was close to drop kicking gollum "naw they will be fine!" (five minutes later "thats it your Dead!" much loud crashes then "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" then "DO you not know death when you see it?!"

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

"come now, can't we all just get along?" pleaded Eowyn. A unanimous "NO!" came back from the fight. "You realize that in this world, the only evil is the double-B threat?"

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

(WaitWaitWaitWaitWait... am I in the fight? Anyvei (Anyway))

"I'll teach YOU to call me an old man!"
"There is no life in the void! Only... a fat lip!"
"Musn't go that way! Musn't hurt the loincloth!"
Eowyn stepped in, saying "Begone, foul dwimmerlaik! Yada Yada Yada And you say...?" "Oh god I hate this bloody line. Where are the writers? I'm gonna kill them. All right: 'You fool, no man can kill me. Die now. *shriek*.'" "I am no man. now don't make me stab you, Angmar, or Elphie's gonna be after my blood. But maybe she'll be after your ear anyway. Oh Elphie!" she sang sweetly. "Yes?" "Your husband was fighting." "What?!!" she shrieked, grabbing his ear in a pinching grip and yanking him away. She could be heard screaming at him from behind the closet door. Gollum stood up and dusted off his loincloth. "All right, gentlemen, shall we call it truce?" *murmers of assent* "Welcome, mister Gandalf the Grey, to Andrew's room. You'll have to get back in the box so he can open you personally," Gollum said apologetically. He slunk off, muttering and snorting something about crazy collectors and NRFB merchandise (Never Removed From Box).

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Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me: this loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven, secretly... secretly.... Fear can turn to love- you'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster: this repulsive carcasse who seems a beast, but secretly dreams of beauty, secretly... secretly....

Eowyn offered the only thing she thought she could. "We can give you some cake, if you like...And, oh, there's some nice cheese here..." Gandalf gave her a look and she was quiet.

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

(Morwen, Bilbo offers him eggs, not cake)

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Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me: this loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven, secretly... secretly.... Fear can turn to love- you'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster: this repulsive carcasse who seems a beast, but secretly dreams of beauty, secretly... secretly....

(I know. "Cake" is really poptart crumbs. My inspiration for that is when my Nickels cadet (Annie) got Poptart crumbs all over his stuff, and he got mad. Plus, it was a relatively vague allusion.)

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

im lost
i wanna meet mr. nickels! whhhhhhhhhhaaa(sobs)

okay im better now you peoples expression "shes lost it!"

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

Padme looked at them. "I WANT FRUIT!!" "please..."

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"What type would you like? I really don't want to end up like the barbie. We have some strawberries, a bit of a banana, an apple, grapes, pomegranite seeds, mango, pineapple. All in the kitchen."

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

fruit...

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

I want some strawberries. she said. She then doubled over in pain. "AHHHH!!! I think it's time..." she said.

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"Oh no, we got rid of the only liscenced nurse, down the toilet. Nurse Barbie...Wait, didn't Andrew used to have a Male Nurse Action Figure: Armed with a stethoscope and a clipboard holding an X-ray? What happened to him?"

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign