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do you think a digital watch is a neat idea?

No, it's a messy idea and very dirty too.
Would jumping into the lake be practical?

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Of course jumping into a lake would be practical, becuase everyone knows that you need a catapolt, and catapolts are only found under lakes! so obviously you would have to jump into one to retrieve your catapolt, got it?

Why is oxygen flammable?

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well...I had a very nice answer to the previous question, but a certain SOMEBODY *cough* hermione *cough* posted before me...so...
MY ANSWER:
In actuality, oxygen is not flamable, and simply appears to catch on fire, as it is composed of the same atoms as this smiley (suggesting that this smiley does not in fact explode, but simply gives the illusion of exploding).

Why am I so dang random sometimes?

Because the random-ness bug bit you when you were little.

Why are Shop-Vacs so darn loud?!

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Because the little people living inside the shop-vac scream whenever you turn it on!

Why are pregnant women so emotional?

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Because they got abducted by aliens who are in conspiracy of George Bush and was experimented on and when they got back on earth they had that big extra weight in front of them which made them look fat!



Why don't penguins fly?

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because, of course, the little men that live inside you sit at little desks and push the little buttons that make you feel heat, cold, pain, tickling, and etc. you see, these little men don't really like you, they were forced to live in you. so when you try to tickle yourself, the little men say "We don't like you! we shall not respond to your tickle assult! huzzah!"
but when others tickle you, they activate the tickle sense, because they like everyone else but you.


><> Hermione <><

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hermioneismytwin, I think you forgot to ask a question.. I'll just ask one then (by the way, you're answer above was brilliant!)

why isn't houses built of fish?

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Because, if they were built of fish, there would be too much water and smell of the sea - which is, alas! too annoying for normal people. And funny pcis would disappear because the fish would eat them (me: o.O).
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Ooookay ... Why are mosts of the computers white?

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oopsie! But thank you! Now, onto Elf Girl's Question.
Most computers are white because inside every computer is a little itty bitty life form. if the life form is good and pure and nice little life form, the makers of the computer color it white. If the little life form is a evil, devilish little life form, then the makers color it black. this way, they can tell if the computer is a good little angel or a bad little devil. Most computers are good. Why they want to know this, I'm not sure. Ironically, black computers usually work better than white ones. lol

This time I won't forget to ask a question.
Why are marshian men usually green?

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because the first astronauts took a can of green paint, and when they saw the martians, they were so surprised that they spilt the paint all over them.

why do cats chase mice?

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Why do the big planets always get the rings?

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Whups... My bad. I thought I just made it one the old one.

Well, it would taken me awhile to find this one.

A: Because the rings are really onion rings

Q: Could Jesus microwave a burrito SO hot, that even he himself could not eat?

It certainly depends!! If it were a bean burrito then perhaps yes, if it were a chipotle steak, no.



Why do guys get fangirls and girls get fanboys?

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