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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth  Posted: March 12th, 2017, 2:56 pm |
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Location: I've been where Aragorn hasn't, but I now live in a cross between Hobbiton and Rivendell.
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Fell Beast cage (think parakeet) cleaner
Orc manners coach
Hobbit diet coach
Troll poetry teacher
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 13th, 2017, 7:20 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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LOL Troll poetry.... now that would be something!
Sheepherder in Troll country.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 13th, 2017, 9:49 pm |
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I'm guessing that Troll poetry resembles that of the Vogons in the Douglas Adams "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" books.  Hobbit high-jumping coach Troll needlepoint teacher Troll ballet teacher
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 14th, 2017, 8:41 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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Hehe Indeed.  Bed pan cleaner at the prancing poney.... because let's be honest... tolkien never mentions an outhouse!
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 15th, 2017, 10:11 am |
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Nazgûl voice coach
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 18th, 2017, 8:10 pm |
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Warg kennel cleaner
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 19th, 2017, 2:58 pm |
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Orc pub barkeeper.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 19th, 2017, 5:21 pm |
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Tevildo's litter box cleaner ... he's a large cat and ...
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 19th, 2017, 6:33 pm |
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Mûmakil dentist
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 20th, 2017, 9:32 pm |
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Mouth of Sauron's personal dental hygenist
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: March 21st, 2017, 7:17 am |
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 9th, 2017, 8:03 am |
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Watcher in the Water's pool cleaner.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 11th, 2017, 6:58 am |
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The Workplace Health and Safety Officer in the Mines of Moria
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 11th, 2017, 2:45 pm |
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Those are funny!  Tax collector (because it's that time of year...) in Mordor.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 11th, 2017, 5:23 pm |
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Makeup advisor to the Woses.
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Post subject: Re: Worst Jobs of Middle Earth Posted: April 13th, 2017, 3:17 pm |
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Tap dance teacher for the Nazgûl.  <---I like that smiley.
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