(Is that old english? Looks like it.)

"You will not touch those children Darth Sydious." said Obi-Wan
preparing to fight. "I will not allow either of them to become pawns
in your evil deeds."

"My children will never join you Sith." said Ani-Darth.

"Ah, but they will." said Darth S-Palpatine. "Just-as-you did!"
He flung out his red lightsaber and charged at the two Jedi toys.
The sounds of their plastic weapons filled the air.

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"Ealgian seo! (Defend them!" yelled Eowyn, beckoning for the good toys to surround Padme and infants. Elphaba appeared in a puff of smoke, Angmar flew over on his plastic Fell Beast. Faramir came running, as well has most of the orcs from the plastic tub. They encircled the prostrate form of Padme and the crib that Luke lay in, watching Ani and Darth S square off.

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(Mor, do you really think that Sidious is going to understand Anglo-Saxon? Plus, it's a little much in this post.)

Gollum came back with Padme's towel only to find that the babies were already born, but Padme was no more relaxed. Her blaster was drawn, Obi-Wan's lightsaber was ignited, and Sidious had also activated his own lightsaber. There was a small item on his middle finger that caught the glow of his red lightsaber. "MMYYYYYY PRECIOUSSSSS!" he screamed, charging at Sidious. Darth Sidious swerved to chop Gollum in two, but Obi-Wan parried. Gollum landed on Sidious' head, which smelled of melted plastic. "Geez, man, you've got to fire your plastic surgeon," Gollum said to Sidious, grabbing his hand and biting off the middle finger. In rage, Palpatine attacked Gollum with force lightnig. Mercifully, plastic did'n't conduct electricity well. Sauron came over and said, "Hey, I heard Gollum yell something about 'My precious', and I know that means my ring; so can I have it back?"

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Padme looked up. "Great. Now what are we going to do? I mean it's not like we can destroy the ring or anything.... unless..." she whispered.

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(Unless what?)

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She thought for a moment. "Is this the plastic replica edition? If so, we could melt it in the microwave!" she rejoiced.

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Darth S-Palpy yelled at the tope of his lungs. "Aaaaaarrgh!"

"OH, no!" said Frodo. Noticing Gollum. "I was afraid of that!!"

Anakin shot forth his hand and using the force pulled the ring to him. Instantly his eyes went darker than anyone had ever seen them. Anakin clutched the ring his fist.

"No!" cried Frodo.

"Anakin," said Obi-Wan toy, "Let that go! Anakin!"

Padme yelled, set Leia down, and weakly hobbled over. "Anakin, you're breaking my heart!" she wailed. Then she thought to herself. I am no longer pregnant. I can't act whiny anymore. It's time for me to be warrior-senator again.
She reached up and slapped Anakin. "Come to your senses. If you put it on, I will run away, take the kids with me, and you'll never see me again." she said with a ferocity in her eyes.

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As Anakin pulled the Ring towards him, Gollum went crazy again, trying to charge at Anakin. Sauron, Eowyn, the Witch-King and Gandalf the White all had to hold him back.

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It was no use. The ring already had control over Ani-Darth.
He put the ring on and dissapeared. He reached up in his invisible state
and using the force once again began to choke Obi-Wan.
He ignored Padme.

"It wont be long before Sauron knows someone's wearing his ring."
said Frodo.

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Padme screamed. "NOOOO!!!!!" she screamed. She took the choking Obi-Wan's saber and cut it on. She swung through the air to where Ani was previously. "Anakin, stop it now! Or I'll divorce you and marry Obi-Wan!!!" she screamed. She seriously hoped that would stop him. With all the Obidala websites, he had a paranoid tendency sometimes.

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Obi-Wan chocked extra at Padme's comment. "What?!"
he squeaked.

"Wait-stop!" Frodo yelled running over to Padme.
If you slice him to peices there wont be anything left to divorce
anyway! Or save."

Darth S-Palpy toy was angry at the broken piece of his finger.
He turned on Gollum and slashed with his red lightsaber.

"Oh, that's low, Sidious!" Gollum screamed. "Someone get me a lightsabre!" A Lego man came over and gave him a Lego-lightsabre. "Not that piece of [unbelievably foul language deleted]! I mean the real thing!" Adult-Jedi-edition-Luke had been watching himself being born, wondering at how surreal life could be at times. Suddenly he snapped out of it and tossed his lightsabre to Gollum. "That's more like it!" Gollum seethed, foaming at hte mouth. "Yo, Qui-Gon! Yoda! You two flank him, and I'l prepare a frontal assault." They all ignited their lightsabres :lightsabre: :lightsabre: :lightsabre: and attacked Darth Sidious.

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Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me: this loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven, secretly... secretly.... Fear can turn to love- you'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster: this repulsive carcasse who seems a beast, but secretly dreams of beauty, secretly... secretly....

Eowyn suddenly realised that they had not cut Luke and Leia's umbilical cords. She told Padme, "This is going to hurt, so brace yourself." She called to the Ki-Adi-Mundi action figure for his lightsabre. "A lightsabre as a surgical tool. Never in all the years of the Republic," Eowyn muttered, slicing through the cords carefully, cauterising them as she went. Padme screamed, Eowyn screamed, and then it was over; and the two women hugged each other, sobbing.

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Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me: this loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven, secretly... secretly.... Fear can turn to love- you'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster: this repulsive carcasse who seems a beast, but secretly dreams of beauty, secretly... secretly....

Sidious was not expecting the two Jedi and one crazed hobbit-like creature to attack him with strategy. The rabid hobbit was actually using its brain. He used foce lightning, but they only blocked it with their lightsabres. "Dumb-butt you are, if think you we saw the movies not!" yelled Yoda as he blocked more lightning. Then they clashed. You could almost hear "Duel of the Fates" playing in the background.

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(If she was upset, and it is her first language, she just might lapse back into it. Ever think of that!?)

"Alright, so we need a microwave and fruit! We must get to the kitchen."

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