That's hilarious!

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Dear 'King',
They are not called BloomWraiths, they are called Nazgirls! I'm actually leaving this Middle-Earth dump with most of the other elves, and sail to the other land! I hope you 'enjoy' the rest of your mortal life with your pathetic elf traitor!
From Legolas
P.S. Do you think blusher will ruin the posture of my cheekbones?

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Perfect!

My once dear friend,
If thou art too pathetic to realize thou art too narcisstic, you shan't live very happily. And nay, I envy you not - Nazg-anythings are not my favest memory.
My pathetic Elf traitor is very well, thank you for not asking.
Yours not sincerly,
Ellesar of Gondor

PS: Why should I answer about the blush? After all, that's my secret how to use it - not yours.

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Dear Ellesar,
After recent thought..... I have reliased that I am not the prettiest anymore....... my hair is tangled and is ruined for eternity! So I have been considering suicide....... which is quite hard to do so as I'm immortal. I wouldn't like to burn.... or get stabbed by steel. What should I do?
Yours Depressingly,
Legolas (the one elf who used to be the prettiest )

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*giggles*


My dearest Elf (I like you just because you´re about to die),

I recommend you to go to a battle - after all, have you ever seen a real one? I´m asking you this since you´ve always been hiding through the War. Alas, you´ll have to stop being so fancy and get stabbed. You don´t wanna fade, eh?
By the way, Arwen reccomends you to stop being beautiful - it makes people die; that´s why she says she will die someday. Hm, I guess she will - after all, I can´t stop being perfect ...

Yours faithfully,
Aragorn Anvanya

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Dear Aragorn,
I don't want my body to be manlged! I just want to die! Is there a way to die, with my body still being pretty(ish)?

From your most depreate friend,
Legolas

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Dear Letter-writers,


Kitoky wants to spread her gratitude that you all have been so helpful of choosing to keep this thread alive by writing insanely crazy [yet not so crazy] letters as fake correspondence between the high people [or not so high] of Lord of the Rings and Tolkien.

We thank you and we hope to see you at our next business meeting.

Best wishes,
Aragorn, Elrond, Manwe, Legolas, Bilbo, and Saruman

P.S. Please do not write back.

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To my desperate friend,

Who, after all, should think before he starts rambling about the stupidity of the last Gondorian King, I send these words: Get yourself a psychiatrist; a Lórien one if possible, since there are the mind-readers of the highest value. They can help anyone - they simply kill you. Trust me; I've asked Gandalf (he had a Lórien therapy for a month or more) - he says that after your death you feel relieved. And it doesn't even hurt. (yet your hair will get whiter, but I think that won't bother you).

Have a nice death,
Aragorn



[Kit - this thread rocks!]

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Thank you Elf Girl!


[hugs]

Aragorn,

I'm insulted with your inquiery of my death ! No man has slain me yet! My life have not seen it's end, until the valar above strike me with their immortal arrow.....

Good luck with your pathetic 200 years of living, MORTAL.


-[Legolas]

P.S. Therapy is below me.

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You're welcome, but I was only telling the truth.

Dear Legolas,

So then, c ya in the afterlife?

~ Aragorn

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Dear Aragorn,

Not likely but keep hoping.

Yours forever(and that is not just an expression)

Legolas

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Dear Arwen,
I would send you those dresses if someone hadn't decided to sneak off to a battle and get himself KILLED!!! I'm not going to mention names *coughs-Haldir-cough* My courier is now dead like that mirky princling is about to be if your husband has anything to do with it! Anyway.. I shall try to send the dresses by human post... You know that whole ditty about the rain and sleet and I know not what.. It's a lie! You'll probably get your dresses in a decade or so. And by that time they'll be back in style!! So enjoy! Your Grandfather is taking me on a cruise to the Caribbean.. I hope we get to see Johnny Depp or someone... Aloha!

Sincerely,
Grandmama Galadriel

Oh my Dearest Friend;

So thou meanteh we are making a good example of slash? Yeah baby! And there is afterlife ... At least for you. We'll never again see each other after I die. Arwen says she'll miss ya - after you'll be gona and I'll be dead, there would be no one to help her choosing the right makeup. *sighs sadly*

Slashy and troubledly yours,
Aragorn

(oh man ... slash. I ain't normal. )

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Elf Girl, could you please explain what slash means ?
English is not my language and sometimes I don't understand such expressions.

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Sorry
I'm not English either but this is a FanFiction expression that means homosexuality ... [I hope I'm not doing anything against the rules w/ this ... If I am - sorry ]

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dear frodo,
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy when skies are gray...