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PostPosted: December 6th, 2005, 4:53 pm 
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Arise! Arise! Arise, pants of Rohan! (Théoden, TTT)

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Anakin: My pants have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
Count Dooku: Good. Twice the size, double the fall.


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That was bloody brilliant!

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"There is no life in the void. Only pants."
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"There are no pants in the void. Only death."


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"There are no pants for you, only shorts!" (Elrond, TTT)

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Aragorn: Let the Lord of the Pant Land come forth! Let justice be done upon him!

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"You like pain? Try wearing pants!" -- Elizabeth Swann, POTC

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Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of Pants. Pants got involved. - Jules Winnfield From Pulp Fiction

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Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Pants... the Pants... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: You tell those pants, Ron.
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I will not let the city of pants fall. Aragorn, FotR

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"Pants, not love, have been my folly" - Pride and Prejudice

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Okay these are stupid but oh well.

Frodo: "Bilbo found it. In Gollum's pants." FotR
Frodo (angrily to Sam): "What do you know about pants? Nothing!"TTT


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"Dude, where's my pants?" (Dude, where's my car?)

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"You have my sword"
"And you have my bow"
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^Rofl. Thats a good one.

I can't think of one at the moment. But i'll post it if I do.


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:laugh: I love these!

The one I always think of is:
Aragorn - I will not let the white pants fall.

and

"you're a feisty little thing but you'll soon learn some respect. I've got a job for you in the master's pants and you'll fit it nicely" - can't remember which Star Wars it's from.

*hunts around furiously for paper she's written more pants jokes on* I found it the other day... grr... ah, well, will add them when I find them.

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Some of these are brilliant!

"How do you go on? When in your heart, you begin to understand, there is no pants"--Frodo, RotK

"You have so much to enjoy, and to be, and to do. Your part in these pants will go on"--Frodo, RotK

"Who am I? I'm Pants."--Spider-man

"Mr Weasley, place your right hand around my pants"
"Where?!"--HP GoF

"It's..it's a pair of pants!"--Lucy, CoN

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"For Narnia and for Pants!" Peter, CoN

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