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Post subject:  Posted: December 21st, 2005, 4:47 pm |
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Because if you don't the apoclypse shall happen!
Why is Orlando Bloom so frickin' hot?
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Post subject: Posted: December 21st, 2005, 6:01 pm |
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three words: because he's not. 
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Post subject: Posted: December 22nd, 2005, 1:32 am |
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^Because the being known as Orlando Bloom was born on January 13, of whatever dark age it was.
Why are people so sarcastic?
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Post subject: Posted: December 22nd, 2005, 2:26 am |
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Becuase without it the world would be so dull
Why cant I have cheese? (okay I can this is exactly why its stupid lol)
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Post subject: Posted: December 22nd, 2005, 4:27 am |
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Because Cream cheese Is taking over the world
Hey, hey, hey! On Christmas Day! My Teacher says with a Fat Albert type voice. True or False? Wow, boredom.
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Post subject: Posted: December 22nd, 2005, 1:46 pm |
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...true?
*tries to think of something* *looks at Smeagolisfree99's banner*
why did Aragorn call Boromir retarded?
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Post subject: Posted: December 22nd, 2005, 2:14 pm |
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A: Because he forgot to pick him up at the Drug rehab center.
Q: How many Elves does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Post subject: Posted: December 22nd, 2005, 2:26 pm |
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A : Well, quite a few! Seeing as they have never heard of electricity!
Q: Why did they never discover electricity?
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Post subject: Posted: December 22nd, 2005, 2:48 pm |
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A: Electricity is so passe.
Q: How was electricity invented?
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Post subject: Posted: December 22nd, 2005, 3:03 pm |
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A: some weirdo shocked himself with a kite. idiot.
Q: What is the purpose of the kite?
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Post subject: Posted: December 22nd, 2005, 3:23 pm |
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A: Why to lose it and buy a new one! Thought everyone knew that
Q: What is money?
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Post subject: Posted: December 22nd, 2005, 3:26 pm |
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Money? Some fools need them for exhanging...
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Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!
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Post subject: Posted: December 22nd, 2005, 6:52 pm |
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He once streaked naked out on a rugby field.
Why does Harry rhyme with Marry?
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Post subject: Posted: December 22nd, 2005, 11:02 pm |
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Because if Harry didn't rhyme with Marry, poets would be quite mad.
Why don't you hear about rabid squirrel attacks on the news very often?
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Post subject: Posted: December 22nd, 2005, 11:02 pm |
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b/c it's a conspiracy that's being hidden by the FBI
why do so many people wear glasses?
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Post subject: Posted: December 22nd, 2005, 11:03 pm |
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Because the rabid squirrels OWN the news!
Why does Zim want to take over the earth so badly?
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