~Shieldmaiden~ wrote:
Orlando: *looks behind him* Oh, no!  There they are, they've found me!
Viggo:  *looks very sympathetic*  Well, you're going to have to face them like a man.
Orlando: *gulp* I'd rather face all the orcs in Middle Earth than those fan girls!
Viggo:  Here, hurry up and pull up your hood. Maybe they won't recognize you.
Lol, I had kind of the same idea.  

 Here's mine:
Aragorn and Legolas watched in horror at armies of the scariest thing in Middle Earth: Fangirls.