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Why is the sky blue?

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Because one day a painter took his paints outside, but accidentally left his blue paint open so it evaporated into the atmosphere.

Why do we walk on our feet instead of our hands?

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actually it was the other way round untill the hands discovered the joy og sewing. of course the feet sucked at it so the hands had to teach the feet. and while teaching they couldn't carry the reat of the body around... so the feet gave it a go and it's been like that since...

why are strawberries red?

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because they drink red wine

Why is the sky blue?

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Because it drinks blue wine! Duh!

Why am I so hyper and tired at the same time?

Because you're excited about working but tired?

Why are guys so hard to read?

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Because we are guys.

Why do I pick my nose?

Because you're a guy, and guys are more decisive than girls. See, girls just sit in the plastic surgeon's office comparing three different noses that they would like, but never pick one.

Why am i so non-girly, even though i'm a girl? (do NOT say i'm gay, i have a boyfriend)

Answer: because u don't want 2 b girly.

why is the dark...well dark?

A: because part of the light turned to the dark side where it met anakin and they went frolicking through fields of dandelions. Then the dark decided to make bubbles, but the bubbles popped into even more darkness


Q: why am i so shy?

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A: Because when outgoing, not shy genes were handed out in your family the genetics fairy skipped over you

Q: Why us there a flashing green light on the computer hub?

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Your computer is trying to communicate with you, it has some very important information to tell you. Sadly computers can only talk in beeps and whistels. (Much like R2D2) The best way for you to figure out what it is saying is to buy "Computer talk for Dummies" perhaps that will help until then trying beeping and whistling back to it and maybe the green light will go away.


Q. Why is it when I arrange my socks I always match them by color and not by name?

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Because if you matched them by name then they'd have to be twins, and twins don't have the same name!!

Why does my nail varnish chip 20 seconds after putting it on?!

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Nail polish, as everyone knows, is very fickle, and only allows itself to be put on your fingers until it sees something else interesting. For example, the floor, your pants. The more time you spend putting on the nail polish, the quicker it leaves you. I suggest buying some Translucent Nail Varnish Protection Liquid.

Question: why are there so many crappy movies?

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Because a few years ago, movie makers figured out that if they made a really bad screenplay and the reviewers say that it's bad, everyone will just have to go see for themselves how bad it is. Plus, movies are a really good excuse to make a meal out of soda, candy, and popcorn .

Why am I so sick today?

Have you ever read "Little Red Riding Hood"? I'm sure you have, it's a very common classic fairytale story. Of a girl who goes to her sick grandmother, then her grandmother is eaten by a wolf and the little girl tricks the wolf and saves her grandmother. Of course, I'm not saying you are getting eaten by wolves but just watch out for wolves that stand on two legs and want cookies.



Why does leaf spinach taste good, but when it's steamed it's awful?

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