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Post subject:  Posted: January 18th, 2006, 4:12 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: Because when he was young he got a cotton ball stuck in his throte and nearly sufficated. During the process (since he was young and flexible) his eyes bulged out and began to turn blue from lack of oxygen to the blood. After the insodent his yes remained that way forever.
Q: Why do people like getting stupid songs stuck in there head?
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Post subject: Posted: January 18th, 2006, 4:25 pm |
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Location: in the temple of love
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Because the stupid songs make you go hyper, happy and concentrated on what you should do!
Why does this smiley --->  look so innocent?
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Post subject: Posted: January 18th, 2006, 4:27 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: Because the person who made him (no offences ment) was really planning to rob a bank... so when he was making it and at the same time thinking he needed to make a clean get away and just act inocent he came up with the smiley.
Q: Why do Altoid tins have raised surfaces?
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Post subject: Posted: January 18th, 2006, 11:19 pm |
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A: Because Chuck Norris said so, and If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Q: Chuck Norris or Meg Ryan?
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Post subject: Posted: January 18th, 2006, 11:29 pm |
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Joined: 04 June 2005
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Chuck Norris of course! (ok, that wasn't a stupid answer, but oh well! lol)
Why are you supposed to drink 8 glasses of water everyday?
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Post subject: Posted: January 20th, 2006, 2:52 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
Gender: Male
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A: because the government want's you to spend you time drinking and i the bathroom so they can sneak servalence cameras in you home.
Q: Why do dogs throw up after eating and then eat there throwup?
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Post subject: Posted: January 20th, 2006, 3:45 pm |
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Joined: 20 January 2006
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Location: Hertfordshire, England
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A: Because regurgitated dog food probably tastes better than straight out of the can...
Q: Why do little old women always get perms and blue-rinses?
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Post subject: Posted: January 21st, 2006, 2:56 am |
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A: Because old women though dangerous at the whell, still serve a purpose in life.
Q: When's the last time you went to the moon?
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Post subject: Posted: January 22nd, 2006, 3:21 pm |
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Joined: 20 January 2006
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Location: Hertfordshire, England
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A: Last Friday, to feed my pet moon-monster some Strawberry Pocky, and return the Beethoven CD that I borrowed from him the week before...
Q: Why do china dolls always look like they're plotting world domination?
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Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 3:19 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: Because they are actualy evil entities that are just waiting for you to leave so they can do something bad.
Q:Why are all the cars that crash smashed up?
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Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 5:16 pm |
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Location: Sneaking up on Elrond. Shhh!! ;)
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A: Because the great Spirit of Car Crashes got so sick of everyone just being lazy on the road and getting into car accidents without suffering for it, that he decided that from then on, each time a car crashed into something, the car would get all ugly and smashed up, so the owner would think twice before being unsafe on the road again. 
Q: Why does Bunny want to gain World Domination? _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 6:58 pm |
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Joined: 20 January 2006
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Location: Hertfordshire, England
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A. Because it's inevitable that rabbits will indeed take over the earth, long before we blow ourselves up...and so Bunny thought that a bit of speeding up never did anyone any harm...
Q. Why isn't tin-foil just shiny on both sides?
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Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 7:08 pm |
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Joined: 17 August 2005
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Location: Sneaking up on Elrond. Shhh!! ;)
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A: Because the person that invented it was a demented raccoon, and since raccoons love everything shiny, it decided that the WHOLE piece of tinfoil MUST be shiny, else its work would NOT be completed!!
Q: Why is soda fizzy?
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Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 8:03 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: Because when they make it they throw in inocent little Minstrahoppers that are microscopic mamals. And when you open it back up again they all try desperately to jump out for there very lives!!
Q:What is the stupid questioin you have ever herd?
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Post subject: Posted: January 24th, 2006, 12:50 pm |
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Location: Missoula, Montana
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Answer: I cannot faithfully answer this topic with a ridiculous answer because in theory I could provide my life in quotations. And that in fact could be quite ridiculous, but you wouldn't want to hear it. But of recent days, "Who ate all the grapes?" But I can't provide an explanation. Alas, this answer is fairly lame and quite ridiculous. But the question was quite ridiculous . . .
Question:Why are the purple penguins and orange llamas taking over the world from Bulgaria?
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Post subject: Posted: January 24th, 2006, 1:06 pm |
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Answer: Alas, this question has baffled many scientists even the great Dr. Science. Nobody knows quite for sure why this is happening. Yet many guess an evil arch scientist madman or woman is behind this phenomenon. Remember, Stay inside or else you'll be spit on.
Question: "Theoretically, Wouldn't Mighty Mouse be Stronger than Superman?"
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