Answer: Theoretically, if Mighty Mouse was the same size as Superman, then his immense control of the gravitational fields of the earth would stop Superman from flying, and thus negate a little of his power.

Then...Superman'd get in a strop and go and complain to his mother..
However!
Superman's Mother, is most likely infinitely stronger than the Mighty Mouse...and therefore he would be rather put off....

...did I answer your question?
Go figure!

Q: Why is the sky -REALLY- blue?

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Because it used to be pink and it drank to much rum! (ok no... stol that one)


A: Because once there used to REALY be a blue moon all the time. Then the sky was pink. The sky decided to rid itself of it's pinkness and with the void of color it turned gray in the sun's light.

But the people of earth disliked the gloomy look of the sky and beged it to get it's color back. Unfortunately that was not possible so it made a deal with the moon.

The moon traded it's blue color to the sky and assumed the sky's gray color under the condition that now and then the sky would have to turn gray again. And every once ina great while the Moon would be allowed to have it's blue color back for a short time.

Q: Why are computers always looking for a way to mess up?

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A. Because computers are actually in a worldwide conspiracy against us all. The person who invented them was rather sadistic, and eventually through heightened A.I, they're going to take over...

At the moment...they're just powerful enough to mess up in ways to annoy the person at them...
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Like...deleting the banner I was just working on for a few hours, by crashing. >->;


Q. How is Super-Glue made?

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A: by taking a absent minded gorila and having him spit into a vile. Then they take it and add some tree sap to it and boil it for a while. Afte that the sqeuze some wasp guts in and bottle it.


Q:When you see "Back to top." what do you think of?

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A. Darth Maul being cut in half.......although, I'm not really sure why.
Perhaps they would put a sticker on the bottom half, if got lost in the post...
You could simply return it to sender...
: "Back to Top"

Q. Why do carrots have such a weird shape?

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A. Because if they were a normal shape, the people who sold Turnips would become billionares.

Q. Why do some of us have terrible obsessions with Elijah Wood?

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A. Because Elijah Wood is actually a genius, and during LotR, he was actually hypnotising fangirls without them realising, so that upon seeing his face or his name, they degrade themselves to little girly squeals, and lose all words into a melting incomprehensible squeak....

That's why!

Q. Why are Strepsils in really bright, repulsive colours?

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Um....because they can.

Q: Why is history exciting for the people who lived in that time period but not for future generations?

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because the aliens made it so the earthlings are only amused during their present time.

Q:Why does it seem that computers keep getting smarter, but I'm getting dummer?

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A: It's all part of the great conspiracy of the Machines and Kitchen Appliances to take over the world. The smart computers make you think you're dumb, so you become dumb(psycological warfare you, see) and then they're free to rule!

Q: Why are people generaly unaware of this sinister plot?

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A: because the people in the world today (generaly) are so buisy with there day to day life that they don't realy care because the danger seems so distant. Then over generations (since no one was told about the threat) the knowledge vanished from the average persons mind.


Q: Why do people say they like things when they realy don't?

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A: Because if they did the world's cheese supply would explode and bunnies would take over the world!
Q: Why do dogs bark?

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A: Because they are actually originally from outer space. They became stranded on earth during a routine exploration when their ship crashed. They then had no choice but to hide who they really were and live among humans, being our "best friends." When they bark they are actually attempting to use their highly sophisticated language to contact their alien brother and be rescued.

Q: Why are some people shorter than others?

A. Because Gandalf needs three or four vertically challenged sidekicks at all times.

Q. WHAT is the meaning of life? (arguably a silly question!)

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the number 43 Due to a calculation error by Douglas Adams (due to him eating icecream while standing up) it was found the answer wasn't 42 at all.
How does this little guy disappear?

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It's not 42!? *gasps* Oh no! Now all my life's descisions I made based on 42 are going to have to be replanned! lol

A: He dissapears by using a unique and little-known talent of holding his breath for just the right amount of time, then saying a magic word to himself, then he dissapears!

Q: Why do pens come in different colors?