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Post subject:  Posted: January 26th, 2006, 5:08 pm |
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A: because each pen has different genetics. When they are made there genetic code is implanted manualy and then it mutates during the pckaging process into it's final color.
Q:Why ar people social?
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Post subject: Posted: January 26th, 2006, 5:46 pm |
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Because they'd sound rather strange being personal persons, rather than social persons.
-nodnod-
Q. What's the meaning of life?
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Post subject: Posted: January 26th, 2006, 5:48 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: The meaning of life is to do the best we can in aquiring ample amounts of Chocolate!
Q:Whyis hair white when people get old?
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Post subject: Posted: January 26th, 2006, 5:55 pm |
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Becasue of the fungi that infect the rabbit mufflers in your nose make your brain go fuzzy and make you throw white paint all over the giant mushrooms which means they want to take revenge so they stick white hair on you and the mushroom man elf peolple make it stay there with their white haired glue.
Q) Why does Gollum bite off Frodos finger?
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Post subject: Posted: January 26th, 2006, 6:05 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: because through his travels in the baren land he is famished and starving! So goes for the first thing availible. (it realy had nothing to do with the ring you see) 
Q: Why is mount doom so hot?
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Post subject: Posted: January 26th, 2006, 6:53 pm |
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A: Because it's a really NOT COOL place.
Q: Why do elves have pointy ears?
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Post subject: Posted: January 26th, 2006, 6:59 pm |
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A: Because all young elves have a habit of pinching their ears while they're thinking, which makes them pointed.
Q: Why do people like jewelry?
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Post subject: Posted: January 27th, 2006, 2:46 pm |
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A: because they think that when the marshins come to attack earth there jewelry will deflect the lazer beams that will be shot at them and it will save there lives.
Q: Why do people on tv always act?
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Post subject: Posted: January 27th, 2006, 3:04 pm |
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Because, apart from in small suburbs of America, and in incredibly boring places like Hemel, no person wants to see people doing nothing on tv.
That, and there's directors standing behind them, giving them electric shocks every time they ignore a stage direction...
Q. Why does nothing stick to Teflon?
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Post subject: Posted: January 27th, 2006, 3:43 pm |
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Teflon is the opposite of your Great Aunt Sally's Fruit Cake, Everything sticks to the fruit cake because of it's fruityness. However, that does not answer the original question about Teflon. In about the 1560's Teflon had the ability to stick to things, but it lost it's stickyness over time.........
Question: Tomatoes come in many different shades, green,brown, orange,red, red-orange, red-green...So why is it that there are no turquoise Tomatoes?
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Post subject: Posted: January 27th, 2006, 3:56 pm |
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^ Because turquoise, as a most beautiful colour, refused to attach itself to such a thing as a tomato. With a rather indignant noise, it went off in a corner to sulk...leaving the other colours to jump onto tomatoes.
That's why.
Q. Why does all medicine have to taste repulsive?
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Post subject: Posted: January 27th, 2006, 10:28 pm |
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A: Because once all the medicines got together and decided to taste nasty because they didn't like being taken. So they figured that if we were going to take them anyway, they might as well make it a nasty as possible for us
Q: Why are the letters z, q, and x not used very much?
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Post subject: Posted: January 27th, 2006, 11:09 pm |
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Location: 'Dance like flame cuase theres no gravity, and now I am just a candle trying to stay lit...
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A: Becuase there a sign of less "intellagent" if you write them.
Q: How come Elijah Wood has blue eyes?
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Post subject: Posted: January 28th, 2006, 12:33 pm |
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A: because when he was young he nearly suficated. During the event his eyes swelled up and turned blue from lack of oxygen. They never changed since that day.
Q:Why do we always eat three meals a day. (normaly)
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Post subject: Posted: January 28th, 2006, 2:52 pm |
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^ Because, quite simply, three is the magic number.
That, and if you eat more than three, and eat 13 meals a day, then you might well explode, and we wouldn't want that. Why?
Because I'd have to clean up the mess, being the one who posts after you, that's why. -grin-
Q. Why are Teletubbies so utterly psychotic?
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Post subject: Posted: January 28th, 2006, 3:19 pm |
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Because someone taught them to do the macarena (sp!) and they've been mentally unstable ever since!
Why do CDs skip?
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