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Post subject:  Posted: January 28th, 2006, 3:56 pm |
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Because they're always full of utter happiness, and wish to join hands with their fellow CDs, and sing...
Unfortunately, they're all a little far from a gingham dress and pigtails, so skipping is the closest they can get.
Q. Why is there a shoelace on my desk?
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Post subject: Posted: January 28th, 2006, 5:35 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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Because last night while you were sleeping the marshons abducted you and ran all sorts of tests. Then they beamed you back down with no memory of the event... but they noticed that they had acidentily beamed up your shoe... So they beamed it back down. But then they realized that one of there more cirous ones had taken a shoe lace... so they beamed it down on the run and misplaced it from your shoe to your desk.
Q: Why was that explination so long?
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Post subject: Posted: January 28th, 2006, 5:54 pm |
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A. because, my good sir (whether or not you are male or female you shall be called SIR!  ), it was not Shadowstorm that the aliens beamed up, it was YOU. and they have addled your brains so that you are incapable of giving anything but long explanations. 
Q. who was it that climbed Everest, and once at the top, screamed "I'M WEARING MISMATCHED SOCKS!!" _________________ <a href="http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/IdrilFalastari/?action=view¤t=StrangerThanYouDreamtit.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/IdrilFalastari/StrangerThanYouDreamtit.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
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Post subject: Posted: January 28th, 2006, 5:58 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: It was a Hut desquised as Frod.
Q: Why are most pencils yellow?
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Post subject: Posted: January 28th, 2006, 6:38 pm |
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Because the pigment in pencils is gifted to them by the great Coloured Pencil God of the skies. All of the peon/peasanty pencils are yellow, and the upper-class pencils are allowed other colours.
Tch, honestly...how could you not know that?! -grins-
Q. Why am I so totally insane?
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Post subject: Posted: January 29th, 2006, 8:25 pm |
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A: Because it's the best place to be! And it probably has something to do with those aliens too...
Q: Why isn't snow purple?
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Post subject: Posted: January 30th, 2006, 7:05 am |
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A. Because the little snow gremlins in the sky ran out of purple dye, and so they just threw it down uncoloured, in the hope that nobody would notice.
Q. Why is there a person peering at my screen?
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Post subject: Posted: January 31st, 2006, 8:33 pm |
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A: Because there's a hidden camera set up by people who want to spy on your computer usage peering over your shoulder right now.
Q: If the world suddenly stopped rotating, would we feel anything?
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Post subject: Posted: February 1st, 2006, 2:50 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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No because the aliens have inserted inurtial dampeners. (the fact that that woudl make ABSALUTLY no difference is beside the point)
Q:Are aliens real or not?
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Post subject: Posted: February 1st, 2006, 3:05 pm |
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A. That depends if you defy the laws of Illusion and Reality and if you once ate a button continusely poked by a pink duck named Bobby-Oinkster........ 
Q. Why are Elijah Wood's eyes big... and blue? _________________ Avatar by lamiai
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Post subject: Posted: February 1st, 2006, 3:11 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A:Because when he was little his eyes swelled up and they turned blue from lack of oxygen. Afte the event his eyes stayed blue and big from the swelling.
Q: Why are trees often portrayed as brown when realy they are not?
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Post subject: Posted: February 1st, 2006, 3:13 pm |
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( Answered the alien one! XD; )
If they're not, then you've probably got the truth. Tch.
Of course they don't exist...honestly...who would ever believe in a load of little green men prodding mankind with sticks and probes and stuff?
If there was any life out there, it would have contacted us properly...anyway, nobody REALLY believes in aliens, it's all nonsense.
Of course...If they are, then they've just missed you out of their mind-deletion.
Q. Why is dirty water always brown?
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Post subject: Posted: February 1st, 2006, 3:21 pm |
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Dirty waters comes from the special dyes and smells associated with dirty things. The most commmon of all the dirty/dyes are socks. Unbelievable isn't it?(haha) Well, many famous scientists have proven that a higher quantity of Sockcoius is found in dirty water. However I forgot to add that sockcoius is commonly found to be a dull brown shade.
Why is it that there is snow on the Mountains but none in the valleys?
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Post subject: Posted: February 1st, 2006, 3:23 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: Because the snow is afraid of being down low where it can not see... so it travels to the tops of the mountains.
Q: Why do they color wax?
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Post subject: Posted: February 1st, 2006, 3:29 pm |
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Because the real colour of wax is so bright, that you'd be instantly blinded, and whilst stumbling around trying to light a candle, you'd be a walking fire-hazard.
Why are potatoes slightly sphericalesque?
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Post subject: Posted: February 1st, 2006, 3:30 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: because they are alergic to cat fur and it makes them swell up inside.
Q:Why did my mouse pointer just move when I didn't have my hand on the mouse?
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