Because your mouse is possessed, and moves as you think, not when you touch it. But it can't do so at your command, because it will only ever do so when you're not looking...
It's odd like that.

Q. Why are clouds "fluffy" ?

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A: because they are forced to be that way by the evil ruler o fthe clouds who is the oposite of fluffy. And he wants to be a one of a kind.

Q: Why did the sky drink to much rum and turn blue?

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Because the sky is a filthy, dirty drunkard who spends all of his money on alcohol. The clouds told him to stop, but oh no..oh no, he went and downed the bottle of rum.
Tch.

Why do you wear white at a wedding?

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(I have always wondered that!!!)

A: because long ago when it was hard to come by colored clothing they used to NEVER use white. Then when white became "the thing" they thought it was soooo cool because they wre not used to it and it was different that they decided to use it all the time.

Q:Why is plastic hard sometimes and soft other times?

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Because plastic is a very carefree material, and does whatever it feels like.
This is why it's highly frowned upon by other materials, constantly.

Q. Why do sheep look like clouds with legs?

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A: because the sheep used to think that the clouds were there ancestors and wanted to be just like them.

Q: Why does dirt always make you dirty?

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Because it's not dirty enough to make you filthy.
Obviously.

Q. Why do speakers get feedback?

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A: Because they actually hate to have all that sound going through them, and they get so frustrated that they scream, and it comes out as feedback.

Q: Why does the Balrog have fire all over him?

A: because he is aintiinflamable!

Q:Why is sanity relative?

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A. Because if it wasn't relative, the standard of being sane would be too high for anyone to reach except for a select few, and then everyone who didn't pass the sanity test would be locked up.

Q. Why do I get so much junk mail?

A: because it is all part of an elaborate scam to keep you ocupied while bad guys infililtrate the secure confines of your home.

Q:Why doesn't Sam just push Frodo in the lava when he woun't throw the ring?

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A. Because Gollum was using a force field on Sam, so he couldn't move.

Q. Why can't I remember the question I was thinking of earlier?

Because your mind is actually made of mashed potato, and to find a thought, you'd have to wade through a sea of it.
Normally..this would be fine.
However..today, you forgot your armbands.

Q. Why must paints all have dramatic names, like "Burnt Umber" or " Phthalo Blue." ?
More to the point...what in all manners of the underworld, is "Phthalo"??

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A: Paints have those names because without them they would loos there sanity... and without there sanity they woudl loos there color.

Q: Why does the ground shake when there is an earth qake?

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^The Earth is shaking with angry!!

Why do people have different hair colours?

A : So the aliens could tell them apart, of course!

Q : Why is it so hard to get up early?

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