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Post subject:  Posted: February 4th, 2006, 7:27 pm |
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Location: Middle Earth
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because your body was born connected to its bed at birth so when it was surgically removed it was still inclined to stick to it, especially in the morning when it is extra sticky.
why is my computer so slow?
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Thank you for five-plus wonderful years of obsession, friendship and fun
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Post subject: Posted: February 4th, 2006, 9:05 pm |
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Because it just ate a huge dinner, and it has a hard time moving around when it's full.
Q. Are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
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Post subject: Posted: February 4th, 2006, 9:08 pm |
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A. you silly! zebras are pink with black and white overcoats....
Q. just how DID the cow jump over the moon?
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Post subject: Posted: February 4th, 2006, 9:38 pm |
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he grew wings 
what does fish + antidisastablishmintarianism=?
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Post subject: Posted: February 4th, 2006, 9:41 pm |
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Joined: 03 June 2005
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fishantidisestablishmentarianism...duh
Why is cheese so good?
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Post subject: Posted: February 4th, 2006, 9:54 pm |
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because Bill the Pony said so.  _________________ <a href="http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/IdrilFalastari/?action=view¤t=StrangerThanYouDreamtit.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/IdrilFalastari/StrangerThanYouDreamtit.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
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Post subject: Posted: February 4th, 2006, 10:08 pm |
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you need to post a question  _________________ <center> all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us
Thank you for five-plus wonderful years of obsession, friendship and fun
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Post subject: Posted: February 5th, 2006, 6:00 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
Gender: Male
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*posts question*
Q: Why are things always so hard to understand?
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Post subject: Posted: February 5th, 2006, 11:30 pm |
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Because everything is in a vast conspiracy to confuse everyone in the world.
A. Why does the bunny in your siggy want world domination?
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Post subject: Posted: February 6th, 2006, 3:09 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: now if I told you that.... well... he would probably have to kill me.. and you.
Q: Why does frodo want the ring for himself?
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Post subject: Posted: February 6th, 2006, 3:41 pm |
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Joined: 03 December 2005
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Location: UK
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A. So he could propose to me
Q. Why isn't Seaweed thick, vicious and blonde? _________________ Avatar by lamiai
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Post subject: Posted: February 6th, 2006, 4:24 pm |
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Joined: 06 June 2005
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Location: In my black hole...
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A: I don't know....
Q: Why does everyone like Legolas instead of Haldir (Poor man!)
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Post subject: Posted: February 6th, 2006, 4:30 pm |
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Joined: 27 July 2005
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Location: Imladris
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A: because legolas was teased and tormented as a child because he had big feet.
(i like haldir!!!)
Q: What sound does a chupacabra make??
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Post subject: Posted: February 6th, 2006, 4:38 pm |
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Location: UK
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A: It makes a squawk just like a snail/bunny hybrid but as the sound defies the laws of Neptune and Texas, only highly domented psychotic apes can hear it.... and that is on Tuesday on a snowy day in May.
Q: Why is Legolas so popular among the girls?
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Post subject: Posted: February 7th, 2006, 11:55 am |
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Joined: 25 October 2005
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Location: Finland
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A: He has some attractive parfume and girls, who smell it fall in love with him 
Q:Why it is so cold here?
Btw. I really like your Elijah banner, Galasriniel  _________________ One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 
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Post subject: Posted: February 7th, 2006, 2:13 pm |
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Joined: 20 January 2006
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Location: Hertfordshire, England
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Because all of the heat has looked around, seen nothing to stay for and then run away to the hills. -nodnod-
Why do I have an itchy nose?
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