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Post subject:  Posted: February 7th, 2006, 3:50 pm |
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A : It's obvoiusly trying to get your attention and tell you something.
Q : Why does chocolate taste so good?
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Post subject: Posted: February 7th, 2006, 6:19 pm |
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A: Because in the time when socks were only pink and frilly, chocolate used to eat us. Then we discovered voodoo and now we eat chocolate instead. And voodoo has evolved so chocolate tastes better.
Q: Why do you spell Lamb with a 'Y'?
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Post subject: Posted: February 7th, 2006, 6:48 pm |
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I don't know what planet your from, saturn probably.  But I've never heard of anyone spelling Lamb with a Y, of course, it might be one of those genetically modified foods such as Lamb Chops..I'm sure the Y represents the modified part...
Why is it that trail mix has a considerable large amount of M&Ms in them but nothing else?
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Post subject: Posted: February 7th, 2006, 7:28 pm |
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Location: I'm everywhere at once. I am currently lost in the land of quotes.
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Because the people who make it love M&Ms, but they hate all the other stuff.
They think that candy is the best food for you.
The people mis-counted and put more M&Ms in it.
Why are there different brands of computers?
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Post subject: Posted: February 7th, 2006, 8:01 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: because they want to confuse the little dust bunnies who are trying to pry open the sides and live in them so that they can get some sold without harboring the dust bunnies.
Q:Why is the lego company making legos?
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Post subject: Posted: February 7th, 2006, 8:25 pm |
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Because if they made anything else, they would have to change the company name, then a lot of people would get ticked at them.
Why does my neck hurt?
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Post subject: Posted: February 7th, 2006, 8:26 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: becaus ethere are nanobots inside chewing on your neck meat.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post subject: Posted: February 7th, 2006, 8:45 pm |
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Ahhh! Nanobots! *beats wildly at the air* they're coming for me! (sorry, I just watched a tv show w/ nanobots in them. Couldn't resist. lol)
A. Because it was running from an evil being who wanted to make it into chicken nuggets.
Q. Why is flame hot?
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Post subject: Posted: February 8th, 2006, 2:55 pm |
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Because it's just come out of the oven.
Obviously.
^_^;
Why are all the beautiful songs in unpronouncable languages?
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Post subject: Posted: February 8th, 2006, 2:58 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: Because they like to confuse inocent little people by makig there brains search for something that isn't there.
Q: Why is some glue white and other glue brown?
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Post subject: Posted: February 8th, 2006, 6:45 pm |
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A : All glue used to be brown. But then some of the glue went to live in the Glue Lands beyond the Paper Seas where it became more and more light until it finally reached the perfect colour of light - white.
Q : Why have some people never heard of LotR?
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Post subject: Posted: February 8th, 2006, 6:47 pm |
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because theyare poor, deprived souls who obviuolsy have a great gap in their life. 
why do people tell me constantly they fell asleep when they watched LotR? It makes me cry!!!  _________________ <center> all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us
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Post subject: Posted: February 8th, 2006, 7:01 pm |
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A : They're in an evil conspiracy to spoil everybody's good mood. (Including themselves)
Q : Why can't I stop posting here?
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Post subject: Posted: February 8th, 2006, 7:12 pm |
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Location: I'm everywhere at once. I am currently lost in the land of quotes.
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A: Because there's a evil 'post here or else I'll kill you' demon possessing you.
Q: Why do people come to this site?
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Post subject: Posted: February 8th, 2006, 9:15 pm |
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A: Because the maniacal Viggenstein will eat them if they don't.
Q: Why is there a mouse in my house?
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Post subject: Posted: February 8th, 2006, 10:46 pm |
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Because the mouse is a poet and it liked the way it rhymed. "mouse" and "house"
Q: Why do people get headaches?
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