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Post subject:  Posted: February 9th, 2006, 5:28 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A:Because little munchkins are playing in band on your ear drums.
Q:Why is the ground hard?
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Post subject: Posted: February 9th, 2006, 5:51 pm |
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A: To stop people from falling on it, because they get hurt so bad.
Q: Why are there no mermaids nowadays?
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Post subject: Posted: February 9th, 2006, 5:56 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: beacause they were hunted down by the sharks before the sharks were turned stupid by there own intelagence.
Q:Why does my head rattle when I hit it?
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Post subject: Posted: February 10th, 2006, 9:14 am |
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Joined: 25 November 2005
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Location: I'm everywhere at once. I am currently lost in the land of quotes.
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A: Because there's a baby rattle inside it.
Q: Why are speakers different sizes?
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Post subject: Posted: February 10th, 2006, 10:13 am |
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Joined: 20 January 2006
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Location: Hertfordshire, England
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Because each speaker is built around the gremlins that live inside them and control sound...
And we all know that gremlins come in lots of different shapes and sizes.
( Every gremlin is unique! )
So...that's why.
^_^
Why do I feel like I should be doing something other than posting?
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Post subject: Posted: February 10th, 2006, 4:39 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
Gender: Male
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A: because there is a little gnat stuck inside your mind whispering things to you.
Q: Why do we ask why?
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Post subject: Posted: February 10th, 2006, 5:52 pm |
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A: Because the word has a cool sound.
Q: Why do people get thirsty?
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Post subject: Posted: February 11th, 2006, 7:54 pm |
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Location: Middle Earth
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A: Because little people inside of them yell and scream if they run out of water, and your brain forwards their hate mail to you.
Q: Why is there a flly on my wall?
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Post subject: Posted: February 11th, 2006, 9:01 pm |
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A: It's actually a top secret spy camera designed to spy on your computer usage.
Q: why am I hungry?
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Post subject: Posted: February 11th, 2006, 11:25 pm |
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because you have a rare (yet special) function in your oesophagus where all the nutrients are absorbed there insead of your small intestine.
what is the answer to life the universe and everything?
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Post subject: Posted: February 12th, 2006, 9:12 am |
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A: It is generaly believed to be 42, but I'm sure it's actually 21.
Q: Why is the Earth round?
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Post subject: Posted: February 12th, 2006, 7:11 pm |
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A: Because it's obviously not banana-shaped, so the only thing left is for it to be round!
Q: Why are there so many annoying tv commercials?
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Post subject: Posted: February 14th, 2006, 1:52 am |
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A: Because the advertisements think they're controlling your minds with their lameness.
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of the earth?
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Post subject: Posted: February 14th, 2006, 5:38 am |
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Location: Hertfordshire, England
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1,543,274. But that's only if you have an acidic tongue, and if you come from a small section of Norfolk, where you're born for that exact purpose in life.
Q. Why are all the potatoes out to get me?
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Post subject: Posted: February 14th, 2006, 4:23 pm |
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A: Because I sent them! Mwahahaha!
Q: Why don't people have purple eyes?
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Post subject: Posted: February 14th, 2006, 4:38 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005
Posts: 19521
Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
Gender: Male
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A: because they used to but the fishes int he sea thought that is was not fair and sucked the purpleness out of our eyes.
Q: Why is red called "red"
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