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Post subject:  Posted: February 14th, 2006, 5:50 pm |
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A: because the person who named the colors got tired of like names like "magenta" and "aquamarine" so he (or she) started naming them "red" and "blue" etc
why do people love sugar?
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Post subject: Posted: February 14th, 2006, 5:52 pm |
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A: Because they are made all of surgar.
Q: Why do people get sick?
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Post subject: Posted: February 14th, 2006, 6:12 pm |
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because the germs are in a bad mood.
why is Latin dead?
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Post subject: Posted: February 14th, 2006, 8:23 pm |
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A: Because it felt like no one wanted to use it so it got depressed and commited suicide.
Q: Why do the introductions to classic books always give away the endings?
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Post subject: Posted: February 14th, 2006, 8:27 pm |
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A: Because the books want only the most passionate readers to read them and they are the only ones who would read a book even if they know the ending.
Q: Why don't people read books anymore?
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Post subject: Posted: February 14th, 2006, 8:28 pm |
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A: Because the writers are stupid and don't want people to keep reading.
Q: Why are there computers?
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Post subject: Posted: February 14th, 2006, 8:41 pm |
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A: Because people got tired of thinking for themselves and tried to make up a machine that would do that for them. Obviously, they failed...
Q: Why is studying making me so tired?
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Post subject: Posted: February 14th, 2006, 8:47 pm |
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A: Because books have the power to make you fall very tired and they can posses you.
Q: Why are there rivers?
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Post subject: Posted: February 15th, 2006, 6:37 pm |
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A: So people can fall in and drown instead of being burnt to a krisp in a fire.
Q: Why do people like to eat?
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Post subject: Posted: February 16th, 2006, 2:09 pm |
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A. If eating wasn't a popular past time, we probably all would be playing Cricket and eating lollipops. Of course there isn't anything bad about the last two things mentioned. Maybe one day after the eating craze dies down we will all play Cricket.
Q. Where does the wind come from?
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Post subject: Posted: February 16th, 2006, 2:13 pm |
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A. There once was this bird which couldn't whistle so it decided just to blow.... And now it randomly blows and then it blew up....so some scientists have invented a machine which blows aritficial wind 
Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck in a wood with woodchucks named Woody while devouring maroon jellyfish on vacation? _________________ Avatar by lamiai
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Post subject: Posted: February 16th, 2006, 2:56 pm |
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None, its hands would be full with the maroon jellyfish.
Q.If everyone did the opposite of what someone told them and some one said do the oppositeof what anyone tells you what do you do?
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Post subject: Posted: February 16th, 2006, 2:59 pm |
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A. You pretend that you have gained World Dominiation and run away 
Q. Is it true that the words 'Neo' and 'One' are infact clones of the words 'How' and 'Who'? _________________ Avatar by lamiai
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Post subject: Posted: February 16th, 2006, 7:16 pm |
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A: That is, of course, the theory of the classical cyber-existencialist. But, clearly, with the discovery of the fact that the words How and Who are infact two different encryptions of the word Woh(the meaning of which is still a matter of debate), it is now clear that the answer to the question is neither Yes nor No, but : "You have to decide that for yourself."
Q: How on earth did I come up with that answer?
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Post subject: Posted: February 16th, 2006, 8:12 pm |
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A: Inside you mind there is untapped greatness beging to get out!
Q: Why are phones loud?
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Post subject: Posted: February 17th, 2006, 6:12 am |
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Because they've spent years not being noticed, and they're all attention-craving...so they must be as loud as possible so everyone stares in their direction.
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Q. Why, when it's sunny outside...am I freezing cold?
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