A: It was at first designed as a weapon, that when given to the enemy would make them just comply to all your demands so you would give them more chocolate. So, it had to taste really, really good.

Q: How many times is the word "ring" said in the movies(LotR)?

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Well, technicallly, they never say ring in the film at all, they really say 'thing', because theyre not atcually sure what it is. So it should be "one thing to rule them all"

Why do leprechauns like to eat moss so much?

Well, it has to do with that technical photosynthesis stuff and the "Green factor" and the Leprechaun Law. Then you must factor in that the English took away their pipes, the Scots took their ale, the Vikings made them short, the fairies dared them to, and everyone killed the French.


My Question: Turd it! Why?

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um.. becasue people liek to think that they can turd something?

Question: why is the sun hot?

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Welll, tis atcually made out of chile peppers , and there is little elves muching the chille peppers day and night, so eventually, all the heat from them get sent to us. Those elves keep us alive!

Q. Are dogs really dogs or are they just lying?

A. No there changlings

Q.Were you really a school teacher?

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A. Actually I was a Flamingo Slayer... Had a good pay wage as well......

Q. If you mix red paint with yellow glue and add a dask of pink dye then throw it in a river and then you dip a beige piece of seaweed into the river then throw it into the blender then turn the blender on, what colour would the liquid inside the blender be?

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A: Teal, of course! Jees, coudn't you have asked something more difficult?:)

Q: Am I right about the teal?

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Well, I think it would actually be turquoise, but close enough!

Why do cat hairs stick to black pants?

Because there are magic little people attached to the cat hairs that like how black pants feel, so they hold onto the pants.

Why does the internet get slow sometimes?

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A: Because it didn't have enough coffee that morning

Q: Why am I cold?

Because the ice fairy is going beserk and making everyone cold right now

Why is it easier for me to fall asleep in my classes at school?

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A: Because the teachers are secretly releasing an invisible, non-smellable chemical formula into the air, making all their students sleepy for secret reasons of their own.

Q: Why do I have a hard time with Algebra?

Because it is a magic subject that takes different forms and equations for the simplest of things and also, haunts us...Very magical and mysterious. I'm not sure anyone figured out Algebra

Why do we have to learn Calculus?

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A: Because teachers decided to make students waste their time so they wouldn't get smarter than the teachers themselves, so they invented calculus, among other subjects

Q: Why do I have 2 internet windows open right now?

because you don't want one to get lonely

Why do people talk so much on the phone?

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