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Post subject:  Posted: February 28th, 2006, 12:11 am |
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A: Because there are little demons that live in the phone that make the people talking keep talking
Q: Why do I keep hitting "!" when I try to hit the Q?
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Post subject: Posted: February 28th, 2006, 12:18 am |
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Because the "!" is right next to the "Q"- it's a conspiracy by the government to make us feel stupid.
Why are parents so easily irritated!?
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Post subject: Posted: February 28th, 2006, 6:02 am |
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Because little do they know by listening to and reading boring newspapers and radio they are atcually feeding their brain cells to the pixies who will use them for their evil experiments and make them more and more irritated......or they just forgot to have their coffee this morning. mwahhhahahhah
Why am i going to pretend i have a music lesson to get out of maths this afternoon?
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Post subject: Posted: February 28th, 2006, 8:21 pm |
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A: Because you love maths so much, that you're getting addicted to it, and you have to avoid that any way you can, even resort to something so unimaginable as lying.
Q: Why do parallel lines never meet?
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Post subject: Posted: February 28th, 2006, 10:53 pm |
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A: Because they have a mutual dislike, and have agreed to never meet because they know it wouldn't be pretty
Q: Why is it that what goes up must come down?
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Post subject: Posted: March 2nd, 2006, 8:19 pm |
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A: So it could tell all those who stayed down what happened up there.
Q: Why are there different time zones?
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Post subject: Posted: March 3rd, 2006, 12:19 am |
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A: So that everyone can be incredibly confused by figuring out what time zone someone else is in, and what time it is in Croatia when you're in Madagascar
Q: How do songs get stuck in our heads?
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Post subject: Posted: March 3rd, 2006, 4:30 pm |
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They are atcually made entirely of glue, and attach themselves whenever they feel their song will get to you after a while, just to annoy you.
Why is the sky blue?
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Post subject: Posted: March 3rd, 2006, 6:14 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: because it used to be pink and it drank to much rum.
Q: Why do we always aske questions ont his thread?
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Post subject: Posted: March 3rd, 2006, 7:07 pm |
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A: because there are subliminal messages on this thread's pages, and they keep telling us to ask questions
Q: Who invented the paper clip?
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Post subject: Posted: March 3rd, 2006, 7:08 pm |
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Location: 'Dance like flame cuase theres no gravity, and now I am just a candle trying to stay lit...
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A: Bobba Frankie Joe did.
Q: Why is it cold out?
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Post subject: Posted: March 5th, 2006, 5:05 pm |
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A: Because all the warm air went inside to get out of the cold.
Q: Why does my computer make strange sounds lately?
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Post subject: Posted: March 5th, 2006, 5:41 pm |
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It feels lonely and sorrowful
Q.What sound does a Giraffe make?
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Post subject: Posted: March 5th, 2006, 6:14 pm |
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Location: I'm everywhere at once. I am currently lost in the land of quotes.
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A: A huge roar, like a lion.
Q: Why do people talk?
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Post subject: Posted: March 5th, 2006, 6:17 pm |
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A. Because they can't keep quiet.
Q. Why does my arm itch?
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Post subject: Posted: March 5th, 2006, 6:20 pm |
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Location: I'm everywhere at once. I am currently lost in the land of quotes.
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A: because it was attacked by mosquitoes.
Q: Why is there a percent sign?
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