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Post subject:  Posted: June 29th, 2005, 1:59 pm |
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Because is it wasn't, we wouldn't have chickens. 
Why didn't Frodo have a laptop computer???  _________________
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2005, 2:01 pm |
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Because they couldn't find a hobbit-sized one!
Why does Saruman and Gandalf wear dresses? _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2005, 2:06 pm |
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Because the emoticons have said they would. 
Why the heck am I sitting here??  _________________
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2005, 3:42 pm |
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Because ur not standing over there.
Why do I LOVE Elves?
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2005, 4:10 pm |
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^because they are hot and beauitful!!
just like me...HEHHEHE j/k
why do i like my clothes so baggy
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2005, 4:34 pm |
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because the baggy clothes monster has taken over your brain. hehehe 
why does my printer never work? _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2005, 4:39 pm |
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It's trying to tell you something - I believe it actually has an illness called the flicker-dibba syndrome, and it needs fixing. He's feeling really lousy, but will soon perk up when you make him work again!
Why do I feel so bad at the moment?
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2005, 9:44 pm |
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Because you haven't watched LotR all day!
How come Winnie the Pooh isn't in the philosophy books?
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2005, 9:49 pm |
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Philosophy books are written by Crotchty old men who sit around all day drinking lattes and reading old greek scrolls. They have no concept of the average life in the modern age. It's truly depressing. I personally have learned all that I know from Piglet.
Why is Dairy Queen so popular here?
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Post subject: Posted: June 30th, 2005, 6:45 pm |
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Because the owners realized that they could monopolize on the Blizzard, which is a frosty treat regardless of the temperature. I'm not sure if you live in Texas (that's where i live, and i've only seen them here), but they're making a killing here.
Why am I tanning now, when I used to only burn?
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Post subject: Posted: June 30th, 2005, 9:24 pm |
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because the pigments in your skin have randomly decided that they are tired of burning and would rather tan
why is the guy I like no longer starting conversations like he used to?
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Post subject: Posted: June 30th, 2005, 9:33 pm |
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Because he has become mute and can no longer speak
why is the world not flat?
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Post subject: Posted: July 1st, 2005, 2:07 am |
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Perhaps, you should examine the earth very closely, you would soon reliaze the world IS flat. By taking the velocity of which the earth orbits the sun and how gravity impacts. Somehow scientists have thought the earth is round, like an orb. By Travelling out in space, they conclude the earth has a circular form. So, therefore the earth must be a dinner plate. Be warned when travelling on boat you don't want to fall off the edge.
How do you pronounce Quinoa? And why does it come in form of tiny little beads but when you cook it, it puffs up like rice?
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Post subject: Posted: July 1st, 2005, 1:02 pm |
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Answer: To fully understand how to pronounce Quinoa you must understand that according to legend, Queen Mad decreed that (besides Queen) all U's after Q's must be ignored. Thus, Quinoa would be pronounced EEN-O-AH!!! With 3 exclamation marks ALWAYS afterwards. To answer your second question. The enchantress Teliza Zil was cooking in Queen Mad's kitchen (before she was banished to her erasatz tree) and Lima wandered in not paying attention to what was in front of him and was playing with an electronic device...he then ran right into Teliza and her concoction she was preparing for the Queen. Pretzels, Oreos, aluminum foil and Organic Chocolate Milk all fell into the rice...and it all went BOOM  What chemically happened, no one knows for sure. But when everything cleared out...and both Lima and Teliza could see and hear again...they all noticed there were tiny beads of food all over the place.
Question: Why is the Elusive Twig so elusive? And why does it want to hide from civilization? _________________ "So what? So plenty!"
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Post subject: Posted: July 1st, 2005, 7:39 pm |
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Because when it was little, the other twigs made fun of it for being so stick-like. It was so ashamed, it ran away and hid from all forms of civilization. One day, however,it plans to have its revenge on all the other twigs (now more stick-like than in their earlier years) by dressing them up funny and making them sing childish songs in Czechoslovakian.
How do I come up with answers like that? ^
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Post subject: Posted: July 1st, 2005, 7:51 pm |
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from reading "My Pet Goat" upside down too many times!
Why is left called left and not right?
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