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Post subject:  Posted: March 5th, 2006, 7:18 pm |
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A: To drive people crazy
Q: Why are clouds white?
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Post subject: Posted: March 5th, 2006, 7:34 pm |
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Location: I'm everywhere at once. I am currently lost in the land of quotes.
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A: Because they make snow.
Q: Why do people have names?
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Post subject: Posted: March 5th, 2006, 7:55 pm |
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A. because if we didn't have names, we'd have to call everyone "Hey you!" And nobody would know who was talking to who
Q: Why do birds tweet sometimes and chirp other times?
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Post subject: Posted: March 5th, 2006, 8:30 pm |
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Location: 'Dance like flame cuase theres no gravity, and now I am just a candle trying to stay lit...
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A: The logical answer is that, if they are chirping they are healthy. But if they tweet that means that they have a daaaaaaang bad cold! :0
Q: why is my friend hyper?
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Post subject: Posted: March 5th, 2006, 9:00 pm |
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A:Cause she probly knows that you are her freind and is very happy about it.
Q:Where do Mumukil go to the bathroom?
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Post subject: Posted: March 5th, 2006, 9:01 pm |
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A. In the bathroom that has a "mumakil" sign on the door, duh!
Q. Why don't computer chips taste good?
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Post subject: Posted: March 6th, 2006, 12:51 am |
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Location: 'Dance like flame cuase theres no gravity, and now I am just a candle trying to stay lit...
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A: Becuase I invented a secret sauce that makes them that way, and im now the founder and owner and live in a huge house (I wish.)
Q: what is the deal with people and coffee? its not thaaat good.
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Post subject: Posted: March 7th, 2006, 5:40 pm |
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A: What do you mean, coffee isn't thaaaaaaat goooood?!?! You mean I've been drinking it all this time for nothing?!
Q: Why do people say things they don't mean?
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Post subject: Posted: March 9th, 2006, 9:11 pm |
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A: Because they are being mind-controlled by Big Brother
Q: Why do we say "Happy Thanksgiving", "Happy Birthday", "Happy valentine's Day", etc, but we say "Merry Christmas"?
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Post subject: Posted: March 10th, 2006, 12:00 am |
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A: Because the inventor of the Christmas Holiday had a thing for Meriadoc Brandybuck.
Q: Why do cows "moo?"
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Post subject: Posted: March 10th, 2006, 12:57 am |
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A: Because they make Moooooove!
Q: Why is EVERYBODY'S eyes in LOTR blue?
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Post subject: Posted: March 10th, 2006, 6:05 pm |
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A: It's to emphasize that everybody is very sad or 'blue'. Another one of PJ's  brilliant changes to Tolkiens original idea.
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Post subject: Posted: March 10th, 2006, 6:39 pm |
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Because the zebras decreed it would be so.
Why do I have horrible allergies?
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Post subject: Posted: March 11th, 2006, 1:01 am |
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A: Because your really Domonic Monaghan! He's got terreble allergies!
Q: Why am i related to Gandalf?
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Post subject: Posted: March 11th, 2006, 7:27 pm |
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A: Because the brother of the husband of the sister of the niece of Gandalfs mothers brothers uncle is in fact, your great-great-great-second cousin. (twice removed on his mothers side)
Q: Is that kind of relation possible?
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Post subject: Posted: March 11th, 2006, 7:29 pm |
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Location: Watching you. ALL THE TIME.
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