wish granted, but now you've got super-frizzy hair

I wish I didn't have any homework!

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you don't have any homework, but have absolutely nothing else to do and you are so bored, that you begin to wish you had homework


I wish I had keen Elven eyes...

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You have them... But now you start to see everything! Even things you don't want to.

I wish Bin Laden was captured

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He is captured. But it turns out that he's just a nice old guy and the real leader of the terrorist is actually someone else, so capturing him meant nothing.

I wish ther were no wars...

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So, nobody could think of a downside for this ^. I can't either.
Let's try something simpler:

I wish for spring weather

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Ok, but now it starts raining and soon floods your house!

I wish it wasn't so windy here

OK, there's no wind, but that's because there's no air at all outside, and to go out you have to put on one of those divers tanks and a mask to breethe.

I wish had more than 24 hours in a day.

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Okay, you have 40 hours in a day now, but you've screwed up the rotation of the earth so now it is going haywire, and the electromagnetic field covering the earth disapears, letting in harmful microwaves that fly every body.

I wish I could change into animals.

Ok, but while you're a seal you suddenly find that you can't turn back into a human, or into any other animal, so you're stuck as a seal forever

I wish I could fly

granted, but you crash into a building

I wish that I could think of something to write about

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OK, you have a head full of ideas to write about, but you can't write!

I wish I could move things with m mind

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You can make things move, but you can;t make them go where you want them to. A heavy boulder falls on you.

I wish I could eat lots of chocolate without getting fat.

You don't get fat from chocolate. Quite the opposite, you're getting thinner from eating it, so you have to stop, or you'll die of thin-um-ness.

I wish I could write a bestseller and get rich...

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Ok, but now your incredibly popular worldwide and news networks are constantly asking you for interviews, companies are constantly asking you to do commercials, and the millions of fans of your book are constantly asking for you autograph and there's a bunch of pressure on you to write another book. In short, you have hardly any time to yourself anymore

I wish I could travel worldwide

You travel a lot, but you get so jetlagged that you die. From lack of sleep.

I wish I could communicate telapathically

Ok, but after you communicate with someone, they can communicate telepathically with you anytime they want to, and lots of people are constantly talking in your head.

I wish I could sing really will