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Post subject:  Posted: March 11th, 2006, 7:37 pm |
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A: To answer that question, you'll need a lot of therapy.
Q: What to do when you're in an airplane, and you see that one of the wings has broken of?
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Post subject: Posted: March 11th, 2006, 7:51 pm |
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A. Say "wow, that's interesting!" And go back to reading you book.
Q. If you put salad dressing in a ketchup bottle, would it still be considered a ketchup bottle?
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Post subject: Posted: March 12th, 2006, 7:13 pm |
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A: You'd have to ask the ketchup bottle that. It has a right to declare itself as any kind of bottle.
Q: What would you get if you combined a microwave oven with a coat hanger?
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Post subject: Posted: March 12th, 2006, 7:23 pm |
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A. A device that could heat your leftovers while hanging in your closet
Q. Why does time fly when you're having fun?
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Post subject: Posted: March 12th, 2006, 9:17 pm |
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Joined: 25 November 2005
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Location: I'm everywhere at once. I am currently lost in the land of quotes.
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A: because birds are flying around you.
Q: why don't animals talk?
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2006, 5:31 pm |
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A: They DO talk, but not to humans. They find us incredibly stupid, and don't want to waste words on us.
Q: Whydo people get bored?
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2006, 8:14 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: because there internal heating systems are malfunctioning therefore reducing the amount of air intake they releas/intake which causes them to have a lack of intertainment in the central breathing systemt hat eventualy seeps inot the rest of you.
Q: What was that explination so long?
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2006, 9:42 pm |
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Location: Mirkwood
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A. Because you have got a nasty case of rantitis
Q. What causes Rantitis?
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2006, 10:48 pm |
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Location: The gap between dimensions
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A: That mushy monster under everyones bed.
Q: How come you can't take a nap and run at the same time?
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Post subject: Posted: March 15th, 2006, 5:37 am |
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Location: Australia.
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A: Because we don't have cool locking knees like horsies!
Q: Why doesn't Obi-wan have a twin brother?
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Post subject: Posted: March 15th, 2006, 1:45 pm |
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A: He ate him!
Q: Ever eaten a test-paper?
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Post subject: Posted: March 15th, 2006, 4:04 pm |
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Joined: 04 November 2005
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: once upon a time when time never egsisted in my non egsistant emagination yes, no, maybe so.
Q: What does it mean to run away?
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Post subject: Posted: March 15th, 2006, 4:26 pm |
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Joined: 15 March 2006
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Location: The Square! LOL!
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A: To walk very quickly away from someone scary i.e.: teachers.
Q: Ever Loved a teacher?
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Post subject: Posted: March 17th, 2006, 4:31 pm |
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Joined: 20 January 2006
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Location: Hertfordshire, England
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Never...since this is an entirely impossible act. Teachers, being non-sentient beings, are doomed to be unattractive to the rest of the race.
The ones who are....aren't really in the breed of teachers, they're merely pretending...
To love a teacher is an act of extreme anarchy...and is punishable by beating with wet haddocks.
So beware!
Q. Why...do dolphins make such high-pitched shrieky noises?
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Post subject: Posted: March 17th, 2006, 6:04 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: to scare away all the low pitched shrieky noised pretitors. 
Q: Why is silver shiny most fo the time?
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Post subject: Posted: March 18th, 2006, 6:29 am |
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Joined: 15 March 2006
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Location: The Square! LOL!
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A: Well... If I listened in Chemistry I may be able to answer that but I think its because the munchkins come in with their Newt Polish to shine it at night!
Q: Why do people follow trends instead of creating them?
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