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PostPosted: July 1st, 2005, 8:18 pm 
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Because when the first people were deciding the directions, they were right-handed, and therefore considered it to be the "right" way. Well, that was great, but it still left the other direction. They were all very tired at this point and eager to get on with practicing their dance moves (which had brought up this disussion in the first place), so they named it "left" because it was left over. duh!

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Because little people inside your eyes are bieng hypnotized by the :bounce:'s eyes, so for them to see the :bounce: 's eyes you have to look at the :bounce: too and you are becoming very sleepy.......



Why are we here on earth and not on the moon?


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Because they realized it was going to get hard building houses amongst all the craters that they moved all of us to the planet earth

Why is the sky blue and not yellow?

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Because if the sky was yellow, we wouldn't be able to see the sun and we would have no idea what time it was. More importantly, it would look just plain weird!

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Because they just love to hear the sound of their own voices!!

Why was Jesus born on Christmas and not on Halloween?

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Because I do have a test today, that wasn't *beep*. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

A: Would ya eat the moon, if it was made outta ribs!?


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Sure, and put some A1 on there.. *rubs tummy*

Why didn't Tolkien write the Return of the King before The Two Towers?

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Because when the king returned, the two towers were destroyed, therefore, The Two Towers had to be written before the Return of the King, or the two towers wouldn't exist.

Why do we laugh when something is funny?

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According to an ancient Nigerian legend, laughing comes from the need to hiccup, hiccuping is said to release stress and let all come loose. So therefore, when you laugh, your body is telling you to relax, let loose and enjoy your life.



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because ur pencil is for people in australia :D I wish I lived upside down!

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Question: why didn't the person that posted before me ask another question?

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because DeaD_LeaveS was eating ice-cream and it froze their brain before she/he could ask a question

Why can't you eat cheesepuffs on Monday?

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According to legend, Queen Mad (may her madness never cease), made several strange laws, such as that all men must wear kilts. Another of her strange laws was that no one could eat cheesepuffs on Monday, only Fritos. Unless, of course, you are Hans Jensen, in which case you can eat cheesepuffs whenever you want.

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Because you are your own special person and loves a movie i've never even heard of. :blink:

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because it hypnotised you into doing so.

why is a butterfly called a butterfly and not a flutterby?

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Because flutterby would sound a bit wierd and people would think they were butter and eat them which isn`t nice..

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Why did I eat icecream?

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