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Post subject:  Posted: March 26th, 2006, 4:10 pm |
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A: I, Yoda, am.
Q: How long does it take to count to one million three hundred and fifty two thousand five hundred and one?
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Post subject: Posted: March 26th, 2006, 6:05 pm |
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A: That depends on whether you have wooden, tiled, or carpeted bedroom floors
Q: Why does the electricity go off?
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Post subject: Posted: March 26th, 2006, 6:22 pm |
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Location: city that never sleeps
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A: Because when you blow on it, it turns into a nudibranch under Opisthobranchia, which includes over 3,000 mollusk species.
Q: How many echinoderms does it take to eat a platyhelminth?
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Post subject: Posted: March 26th, 2006, 8:33 pm |
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Location: USA
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A: If my calculations are correct, it would take precisely 70 echinoderms to eat a platyhelminthes because flatworms have a gut which is very toxic to underage children.
Q: Am I a nerd?
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Post subject: Posted: March 26th, 2006, 9:01 pm |
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[dang it, you did the invertebrate project too. I was hoping it would be someone else with no idea what I was talking about  ]
A: Do you look like a nerd?
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Post subject: Posted: March 26th, 2006, 9:18 pm |
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Location: Watching you. ALL THE TIME.
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Post subject: Posted: March 27th, 2006, 2:34 am |
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A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Run Away, run away!
Q: WHAT was that scary, scary thing?
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Post subject: Posted: March 27th, 2006, 1:00 pm |
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A: a clown
Q: *reads out loud* RED COMET FIREWORK SELECTION PACK - *thinks* hmm i wonder what happens if you eat fireworks - LIT!!!!
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Post subject: Posted: March 27th, 2006, 1:46 pm |
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Location: The Netherlands - Europe
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A: That depends on what you ate last night!
Q: What time is it?
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Post subject: Posted: March 27th, 2006, 5:11 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: Half past the houre ten minutes ago one day in the future last week at midnight in the morning of the second day five weeks away from tomorow ten years in the future. 
Q:What does my answere mean anyway?
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Post subject: Posted: March 27th, 2006, 5:14 pm |
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Joined: 21 March 2006
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Location: The Netherlands - Europe
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A: My answere means: I'm addicted to this tread in Turkish....
Q: Why doesn't everyone speak Dutch around here?
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Post subject: Posted: March 27th, 2006, 5:17 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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A: because they are English.
Q:Why do we not die when we are lost?
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Post subject: Posted: March 27th, 2006, 5:44 pm |
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A: Because, if we died, then we wouldn't be lost anymore, we would be..., well, just dead, so those two conditions are incompatible.
Q: Why does a minute last 60 seconds, an hour 60 minutes, but a day lasts 24 hours?
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Post subject: Posted: March 27th, 2006, 5:49 pm |
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Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
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Because minutes and houres are conformists and every day is a rebel... so it refused to conform to the normal numbering.
Q:Why is blue called blue?
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Post subject: Posted: March 27th, 2006, 6:01 pm |
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A: To avoid confusion. If blue was called green or red instead, then people wouldn't know when to cross the street.
Q: Why does paper burn, and plastic melts when in contact with fire?
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Post subject: Posted: March 27th, 2006, 11:22 pm |
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A: Because paper is mad at fire, so it burns up when it sees it from anger. But plastic thinks that fire is cute and sweet and funny, so it melts whenever it sees it.
Q: Why are oceans so big?
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