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Post subject:  Posted: March 28th, 2006, 4:06 pm |
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A: Because they have to be 55% doctrinated to understand the english language.
Q: Why is purple called blue when it's really red?
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Post subject: Posted: March 28th, 2006, 4:12 pm |
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A: Because it had a really huge fight with Red, and they're not speaking to each other anymore.
Q: Why do people get married?
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Post subject: Posted: March 28th, 2006, 4:19 pm |
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A: because they can't stand to be infront of cars when the horns is goign off.
Q: What does that mean?
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Post subject: Posted: March 28th, 2006, 4:33 pm |
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A: When using the old egyptian encoding system I get : 'The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.'. But when I try the binary code conversion, the line reads : 'Beep!'
Q: How would you feel if you swallowed a frog?
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Post subject: Posted: March 28th, 2006, 4:35 pm |
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Very strange.... depending on whether it was cooked or raw.
Q:Why would the gun shoot without somone touching it?
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Post subject: Posted: March 28th, 2006, 4:37 pm |
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A: To get attention, because it likes to be touched.
Q: Why does night fall, but day breaks?
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Post subject: Posted: March 28th, 2006, 4:39 pm |
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Because it fals for so long by the time it hits and breaks it's day already?
Q: Why does something seem interesting and confusing?
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Post subject: Posted: March 28th, 2006, 5:15 pm |
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A: Because all those words end with -ing.
Q: If you were an animal, would you be a fly or an elephant?
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Post subject: Posted: March 28th, 2006, 5:17 pm |
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Elaphant, they live longer.
Q: What is the importance in talking?
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Post subject: Posted: March 28th, 2006, 5:23 pm |
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A: If people couldn't talk and express their ideas, feelings and houghts, those would get so piled up in their heads, that they would just explode. And that would be very messy.
Q: How can this be prevented, if people are not talking?
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Post subject: Posted: March 28th, 2006, 5:25 pm |
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A: By not eating so you give yourself extra room inside. 
Q: Why does it make sense when things work out?
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Post subject: Posted: March 28th, 2006, 5:28 pm |
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A: Most things in the world don't make sense and most things don't work out, so make sense and work out are a minority and they stick together.
Q: Why don't things make sense?
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Post subject: Posted: March 28th, 2006, 5:30 pm |
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A: because humans are all too concerned about how there credit score is doing.
Q: Why do we see blue when we look at something blue?
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Post subject: Posted: March 28th, 2006, 5:33 pm |
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A: Because we have unimaginative brains. Otherwise we'd see yellow or purple, like those cubist painters.
Q: Why are there colours at all? They make things complicated.
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Post subject: Posted: March 28th, 2006, 5:35 pm |
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A: because if we could only see in black and white we would all have to walk twice as fast.
Q: Why does everything seem to goo bad and yet if you look at it nothing has?
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Post subject: Posted: March 28th, 2006, 5:38 pm |
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A: It hasn't?
Q: Why am I still here? It's way past my bedtime!
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