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Why do I feelall sad now that Les Miserables has finished

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Answer: Now, you have to understand that Les Miserables is a cursed play. Cursed by the Evil Count Bouncing Smiley He hated musicals...especially Les Mis, because he hated singing and all they did was sing. He didn't always hate musicals, but when he saw Les Mis he was put into a trance by the song "Bring Him Home" which was bound to put all the techies everywhere in the world asleep. Now, he made it so that whoever hears that song, puts them to sleep and as soon as its over, they wake up...and are depressed for a really long time (or until they are whisked off to Hawaii or see something shiny).

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Because the owners all have the same perfume and its so stong everyone can smell it and then it takes over your brain and tells you to buy things.

why does the grass grow?

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Grass grows when the evil leader of the distant planet Za decides that he should go on vacation. This is a very common occurence in Za, because vacationing is fun. Of course, we can counter the evil leader of the Planet Za when he isn't on vacation by watering our grass to make it grow.



Why don't dogs have belly buttons?

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A very long time ago, dogs did have belly buttons. The belly buttons were stolen from the dogs by King Julien, self-proclaimed King of the Lemurs. He thought that they would help the lemurs protect themselves from the foosas, but he was wrong, so he gave belly buttons back to the people. The people were greedy and kept the belly buttons for themselves.


Why does writing a story take such a long time?!

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Well, for some it takes a very short amount of time. But for you, writing a story takes a LONG time. Why? Because Queen Mad revolted and set Det Rellim on you and cursed you. So, now whenever you even try to come up with something to write down, one of you numerous cats attacks you and then wakes up the psycho dog that is your sister's to hunt you down and be cute as to distract you.

Question: Why are bellybuttons called bellybuttons and not oranges?

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Once, the great mystical Teliza Zil, decided oranges were super uber cool things. And belly buttons are found well on your belly...By the way, Teliza Zil decided only people with outtie bellybuttons should call their masterpiece a belly button because of it's shape, like an orange of course (that's beside the point) And that people with inny belly buttons should not call them belly "buttons" but belly holes, because that's pretty much what they are.




Why is this thread's popularity going down?

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Queen Mad is taking it over, and the other members are afraid to participate. That's the simple truth.

Why is Rudy's so Rockin'?

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Answer: Now, Rudy....according to legend (a long time a go, in a galaxy far, far away) decided to join a sport. Now this sport's name makes no sense. And that would be thanks to Rudy's evil nemisis, Orubesh. He resembles that of an ape. So his feet are where his hands are, and his hands are where his feet are supposed to be. (Follow?) Now, he named the sport "Football" because he played with his "feet" which are supposed to be his hands. And since his dad was so rich, he got to do whatever he wanted, including naming the sport. But this still hasn't answered the question of why Rudy's is so rockin'! Rudy, being the peaceful hippie that he was, never wanted to fight, but when he kicked major bootay at a "football" game where everyone started chanting: "RUDY!" This angered Orubesh so he had his father banish Rudy to a planet called Earth. There, he started his own sport. Known as RUGBY. And he also created a store called Rockin' Rudy's (he also suffered minor narcissism) that was the greatest haven for hippies around the world. And that is why he and his place are SO ROCKIN'!

Question: Why is phonetic spelled with a p-h?

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A: because they wanted to make the word longer so that the spelling b contests are harder.

Q: Why do I have two hands?

You have two hands to steady yourself, so that when evil gym teachers say "drop and give me 20!" you can do them without bulking up one arm more than the other

Q: why do cursive Q's look like 2's?

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Because the Q envied the 2 and decided to change it's looks just to spite it.

why are apples red and green?

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Because all of the rest of colours got stolen by the other fruits, and there was only red and green left. The Apple Council couldn't decide on what colour was to be chosen (and several apples got squashed in the process), so they decided to make some green, some red, and some a mixture of both!

Why do I tie my hair up, only to take it out a few minutes later?

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Because firstly you obviously put your hair up because you are uncomfortable or the heat or whatever only to find that a few minutes later you can put your hair down because the temperature has changed or because you found that obviously your scrungie is evil. Obviously.

Why did Sam have to be born so cuddley and cute?

Because the moment he was born he looked at his cute fluffy teddy bear and decided to be one of those when he grew up.

Why is Z so hard to use when your playing scrabble?

The makers of Scrabble, when designing the game, thought it would be fun to torture the poor innocent peasants that would be playing the game by placing Z in the choice of letters. They giggled with glee every time they thought of the fact that they made the Z worth 10 points, when everyone knows that almost the only word you can make with Z that is 7 letters or less is...ZEBRA!

Why is Merry so merry?

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