LMAO, did anyone read the matrix one? Hillarious

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/matrix50.html

So we find out Neo was able to defeat the sentinels in Reloaded through a vague kind of telekinesis (you should have known, from the well-bent spoon handed to Neo by his young stalker in Zion). That would be fine, except there is no such thing as telekinesis. Here's proof: try to bend a nearby object with your mind.

See? You can't. Now try to shut down the nearest robot using the same method. Simply impossible.

LMAO!!!!!!!!! LOL THIS IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!

Also dread "the matrix Reconsidered" Numbers 16-25

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I hate the matrix so...but i don't agree with that ^ Coz i didn't read it...lolz!

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lol that was hilarious Lady Arelen

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gawd, it's just silly. why do people do things like that? It says on the bottom that it's for a humour page, but still. it's no use, is it? people might actually be fooled by it and stop liking the story just because they read that. and besides, he's got almost all the information wrong. *doesn't like it*doesn't even think it was funny*

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*agrees* I know it's quite sensless... it's fun when you really know the story and you know that's just a joke, but some people could really get a wrong idea of LotR..

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Hey, i get a laugh out of it!

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Yeah, I just thought it was funny. No one could actually be stupid enough to believe that! Especially the ringwraith one. Hey, if someone seriously did this, they'd be dead in seconds.

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The stabbing one? Hilarious! And the sequal one! So funny!

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yeah, well, we all have our different opinions. If you guys think it's funny, suit yourselves. I don't.

OMG that was soooo rediculous!!! i laughed; "...I guess this movie takes place in a world where rings magically change sizes on their own." thats EXACTLY how it is; the ring can make itself bigger and drop off from one's finger!!! another dim witted blogger... O-M-G!!!

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thats what this hoax is abt so dont get insulted by the article... :

"If you would like to contact Dr. Albert Oxford about this article...


...you can't. He doesn't exist. This article is a hoax.

Since I posted this in early 2002 I have received over 2,000 angry e-mails and over 50,000 angry message board posts, decrying Dr. Oxford's horrendous judgement in film. The site this article appears on is a comedy site and it was always supposed to be parody, but it's probably my fault for not labelling it properly.

If you are a Lord of the Rings fan and were fooled by this, there is only one thing that will make you feel better: giving the link to another fan so they can be fooled, too."

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I revisited AU on Jan 14th after an almost 10-year break! The nostalgia..!

Oh Yeah....I read this one time before I joined AU forum...that's a long time ago. I thought it was stupid and funny. I laughed & then got upset.

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yAAAy! The <a href="http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/dec2007/tc20071218_443372.htm">Hobbit movie</a> is back on!!! Movie buffs get excited!

stupid thingy *glares*
I don't like it no matter what you say. It's stupid and childish and not funny at all!

OMG, what is that??

"Look closely in Fellowship and you'll notice the human member of their party is played by two different actors at different points of the movie (it takes a sharp eye to notice, but one of them has red hair, one black). "

Eh?? What is it that he doesn't get?

Foolish little boy..

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Ever heard of stunt doubles, doc. whats-your-name? *glares more*