This is how it will work, you know that sometimes you see expresions on shirts or stckers around, right? Like sometimes you have a shirt that says "Talk to the hand!!" well here you will get to post them, they can be in T-shirts or stickers, anywhere!!!
PS: PLAESA KEEP THEM APROPIATE PLEASE!!!!!! thank you

Ok here are ones I founf around:

"If I promise to miss you, will you go away?"

"Tell your boyfriend I said Hi"

"Good Kitty" (back) "Gone Bad"

Let's c urs

"Please dont interupt me when I am trying to ignore you"
"Crazy doesnt even to begin to cover it"
"I am out of my mind... Please leave a message"

_________________


Missing Charlie already!

I have left
And I've gone to find myself
If I return before I get back
Ask me to wait


One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

_________________
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/ladylembas/edmundban.png" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/ladylembas/christianban.png">

These are t-shirts I've seen at a stand at the mall:
"I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!"
"5 out of 10 voices say I should hurt you."
"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems."
"I used to be skizophrenic, but we're okay now."
"You can't scare me; I'm a teacher."
"Out of my mind...be back in 10 minutes"
"Don't make me call in my flying monkeys!"

This one's hard to describe because it's one of those shirts that has illustrations, but I'll do my best:

"WHAT TO DO IF YOU GET CAUGHT:
1. Deny you did it
2. Act stupid
3. Blame the flying monkeys."

And these are some awesome Christian bumper stickers and t-shirts I've seen:

"WARNING: In case of rapture, this car will be without a driver."
"My boss is a Jewish carpenter." (think about it for a minute)
"Real men love Jesus."
"Don't let this car fool you; my treasure's in Heaven."
"3 nails + 1 cross= 4given"
"Modest is Hottest"
"Abreadcrumb and Fish."

There are lots more i've seen, but I'm currently drawing blanks. I'll add more if i think of them.

"Can't Think for Myself or God Will Smite Me" lol

"Militant Athiest: there's no god damn god, god damn it" lol

didn't mean to offend anyone lol.. i thought these were pretty hilarious and cool

_________________


.*+I'VE MET ANTIGONE, MONTANABOHEMIAN, RAIVYNN PHOENIX, BERIADANWEN & PIRATEOFTHERINGS+*.

(¯`•¸·´¯`·._.·[TRUE VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE]·._.·´¯`·¸•´¯)

dear god, why is there so much violence in schools?
dear student, Because I'm not allowed in schools to stop it.

Warning: Beware of morning breath

I didn't do it... This time

Im with stupid (pointing towards self)

Hahah those are all so funny! I have seen alot of funny shirts, but no way can I remember any of them. But if I do I will be sure to post them here!

_________________
<center>

Avvy and Siggy set by me, HP banner by Aliana</center>

Keep Staring I may do a trick

And I can't think of any more===

_________________
Just call me RoI

"It's all fun and games until someone looses an eye then hey, free eyeball!"

_________________

"Stop reading my shirt!"

Drat! That's all I can think of now!

haha I saw one very similar to that..

"it's all fun and games till someone looses an eye. Then it's hilarious!"

_________________
~*~Mrs. Darcy~*~


Thanks to Arwen for the beautiful Darcy banner & Pandora for the amazing Jasper/Alice one!!
~*~Team Jasper~*~

thought of a few more:

"Are you checking me out, or just reading my shirt?"

"It's always funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious!"

"If you can read this, you're too close."

"I graduated...can I go back to bed now?"

"Chaos, panic, destruction...my work here is done."

You say phyco like it's a bad thing
The best man for the job is a woman
I used up all my sick days so I called in dead

_________________
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

My other TARDIS is a police box.

http://www.roleplayultimum.proboards100.com/index.cgi

Hmm, can't remember right now...but i'll post if i have any! Sure do!
But, there's one that goes 'What are you staring at?"

_________________
<center><a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6859/50d977e5nurrantielmashiit6.jpg" border="0"></a><br>
<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/3728/ab493e59nurrantielmashifi8.jpg" border="0"></a>
<i>Banners thanks to Nurr! (:</i>
</center>

Something I saw on the internet...

'You're never alone with Schizophrenia.'

_________________
(Became a Valar on 16/06/05!)

"Don't play stupid with me, I am better at it"