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Post subject:  Posted: June 29th, 2006, 1:34 am |
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Jack felt the corset dig into his flesh. He could no longer expand his lungs for a good breath, and boy, being drunk and not able to breathe sure didn't help his being.
Jack's body tossed back and forth as bloody Will tugged harder and harder. Finally Jack's throat let out a croaking sounds as he started to feel Will tie the corset shut.
Jack stood stiff with wide eyes. He didn't want to talk, or breathe for it would just make it all the more uncomfortable.
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2006, 1:43 am |
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Will breathed a sigh of relief once he had the corset tight and fitted on Jack. He walked to the front of Jack to examine his work. Will's vision was blurred from the rum so he had to back up quite a bit to get a clearer look at it. "Fantastic Jack! You have the shape of a woman now," Will said with a smirk.
He then bent over and stumbled a little. He picked up the dress and began to put over Jack's head and then pulled it over his body down to his heels. "Jack, can you put your arms through now for me?" Will said as he continued to dress Jack with the green hat.
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2006, 1:51 am |
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Jack staggered, rolled his eyes and searched his arms through, the, um, lovely, (if that's what ye want to call it) dress. Now, this was a site to see, for starters Will had given Jack a dress that would fit him, of course, but Jack is not a woman, so figure wise, Jack was just a bit too stocky.
So, doing this process of just getting his bloody hands out of the tight sleeves took forever.
Finally they were out. Jack glanced down at himself and said to Will in a drunken slurred voice, "..I 'ave a women's shape ye say?.." Jack fluttered his lashes and said, "I love ye man let's just face the facts.."
Good thing Jack wasn't sober enough to hear what he was saying.
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2006, 1:56 am |
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Will giggled at Jack's comment...for as we know, Will wasn't exactly normal at the moment. "Jack Sparrow..." Will said as he blushed. "You know my heart belongs to Elizabeth," he said with a large smile on his sweaty face. The room was hot with both windows shut and lanterns lit.
Will then sat down on the floor and said,"Jack take of your boots. I have to put on your woman shoes."
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2006, 2:01 am |
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Jack smirked at Will with ecstatic eyes. "..Yer heart belongs to Elizabeth now is it?.." Suddenly a high toned imitated girly voice came out of Sparrow's mouth, "Oh poppycock!"
Jack laughed the nodded towards Will as he commanded him to take of his boots. But, to Jack's surpise he was more drunk than what his head wanted to think, and the dress more tighter than he had thought and BANG! Jack flipped on over to his side crashing his head into the small room, making his head twist in an unnatural fashion.
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2006, 2:14 am |
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"Jack, you clumsy....." Will then burst into a laughter that probably could be heard from outside the tavern. "I don't mean to laugh but you look so awkward!"
"Come then, give me your foot," Will commanded as he began to take off one of Jack's boots. Suddenly the stench of death filled the room. "OH GOD! Jack, when was the last time you had a bath?" Will said plugging his nose.
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2006, 2:18 am |
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Jack finally lifted himself from the wall and popped his neck sharply before glancing at Will. He didn't smell anything, what the bloody was Will talking about? Jack shifted his eyes then shrugged, "Does the ocean count?..." He raised an eyebrow.
He then squirmed as he saw Will holding one of the 'ladies' shoes, "Easy on the toes love..."
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2006, 9:49 am |
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Marigold pulled Devina into one of the nearest taverns and orderd two beers.
"Don't say a word. I bet they wouoldn't notice if a 5 year old came in here and had a couple of beers."
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2006, 2:04 pm |
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Devina shook her head and grinned, hurriing towards the tavern.
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2006, 5:28 pm |
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Pippin wrote: Jack finally lifted himself from the wall and popped his neck sharply before glancing at Will. He didn't smell anything, what the bloody was Will talking about? Jack shifted his eyes then shrugged, "Does the ocean count?..." He raised an eyebrow.
He then squirmed as he saw Will holding one of the 'ladies' shoes, "Easy on the toes love..."
Will painfully pulled off Jack's other boot and threw it in his face. "You seriously need to take a real bath, Jack. Not just one from the sea."
He then proceeded to put on the low heeled purple shoes, but they didn't slip on very easily. "PUSH Jack! The shoes are somewhat not your size but we need to hurry! We're going to be late to the ball!" Will said as he struggled to put both shoes on.
Once the shoes were snug on Jack's feet, Will stared at Jack's face. "What are we going to do about that facial hair? Hmm...." Will rubbed his chin with his eyes squinted._________________ <center>
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2006, 10:46 pm |
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Jack stared at Will with wide eyes, "No no no no! Don't ye dare! My beard will not be taken off! Ye bloody stupid?!" He shook out his head, glanced around and proceeded to stand up.
Now here is when the pain came. Those blasted purple shoes on Jack's feet hadn't felt nearly as tight when he was sitting down, but now standing, it was aweful. He couldn't wiggle or move any of his toes, God knows if they were still alive in there....
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2006, 11:07 pm |
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"I have an idea for your face, Jack!" Will said happily. "Here!" Will held up a paracel that was yellow with white lace. "At least it matches your dress..." Will said as he shrugged his shoulders. "Just keep the paracel in front of your face....act flirty or something. Don't look anyone dead in the eye. Savy?"
Will then began to open the door and peeked secretly to see if the coast was clear.
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Post subject: Posted: June 29th, 2006, 11:13 pm |
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Jack glanced at the paracel and shook his head. "It's bloody to big..I don't even know how it opens." His squeezed dressed arms fiddled with the stupid thing for some time.
A couple of groans and a few curses later Jack had thrown the thing aside. "No..I'm not using this blasted, stupid, bloody-.." His words were cut off as he reached for a yellow fan. He grabbed it and flapped it open, "This all right?.." He fluttered it infront of his face and eyed Will.
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Post subject: Posted: June 30th, 2006, 2:48 am |
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Will didn't mind Jack exchanging the paracel for a fan. He just wanted to get to the ball without Jack being noticed. "That's just fine Jack. Now come on!"
Will opened the door as it made a silent creeking noise. He tripped over his own feet since his balance was somewhat off. He motioned with his hand for Jack to follow him.
"Jack, put your arm in mine. You'll look like you're my lass," Will said but not in an excited way.
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Post subject: Posted: June 30th, 2006, 2:56 am |
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Jack tottered over to Will nearly breaking his neck. The room was a blur as he stared downwards, trying desperately not to make eye contact with anyone in the tavern. All his dark underlined eyes saw a whacky blurred color of he thought was yellow and some squished toes in purple shoes which no longer felt like they were living.
He gripped hold of Will to steady himself then with a gesture for Will to carry on, he lifted the yellow fan over his face.
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Post subject: Posted: July 1st, 2006, 2:00 am |
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