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PostPosted: July 1st, 2006, 8:06 pm 
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Jack tottered over to Will nearly breaking his neck. The room was a blur as he stared downwards, trying desperately not to make eye contact with anyone in the tavern. All his dark underlined eyes saw a whacky blurred color of he thought was yellow and some squished toes in purple shoes which no longer felt like they were living.

He gripped hold of Will to steady himself then with a gesture for Will to carry on, he lifted the yellow fan over his face.



Will stumbled somewhat when Jack steadied himself in his arm. He looked at him in an annoyed way.

"Now Jack, let's try not attract attention to ourselves. Act inconspicuous savy?" Will said this in a quiet whisper in Jack's ear. Will then proceeded to walk into the middle of the pub and to the exit. He placed his hat on his head. "You first my lady," Will gestured and slightly bowed before Jack in a polite way.

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Jack smirked under the fan making his eyes wrinkle at the sides. He gave off a womenly laugh and fluttered his lashes saying in a slurred drunken voice, "Why ye kind gentleman ye.."

Here he went to give a short curtsey, but being anything but sober, the purple shoe lost it's balance and twisted his ankle. "OW!"

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Will shushed Jack with a finger to his lips. He dark brown eyes looked like marbles in the dark tavern as he searched it to see if anyone had seen what had happened or if anyone had heard Jack's manly shriek.

Will straightened up and said, "My lady, are you all right? Let me help you," Will said putting out his hand to Jack.

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Jack had forgotten he was trying to be a lady and blurted out in his normal harsh voice of a man saying, "Ye bloody dastard! Do ye think my ankle is all right?! Stupid git..."

Jack went to bend over and rub his ankle, but he nearly gagged as the corset squeezed his abdomen. He could've sworn he felt one of his organes burst.

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Will looked around anxiously and apparently nervous....like a child when they have been caught doing something wrong.... "Wow! What a mouth you have lass. Never thought I would hear that come from you," Will said with a fake smile and giggle. He then tisked Jack with his hands.


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Jack straightened back up and eyed Will strangely for what seemed to be forever.

Finally the serious face of Sparrow broke and a look of 'I just made a terrible mistake' slid over his face.

He immediately lifted the yellow fan back over his mouth and peeked out from behind it. He let out another womenly giggled and a voice, "Oh, ye naughty naughty boy!" It didn't last long before his voice changed and he added in a muttered breath, "Oh *beep*..bloody, blasted, stupid-"

He shook out the purple shoe which was probably making his toes purple and had also twisted his ankle.

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Will hit Jack hard on the arm when he heard him curse like a man. The two of them were so obvious...but apparently no one in the tavern noticed because they were all too drunk.

"Well my lady, shall we leave then? Come," Will said winking one of his eyes at Jack.

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(Rhav, Bubs, where are ye?)

Just as Jack was about to walk out the door with William he stopped in his tracks. His face frowned under the yellow fan. He spun back around, nearly crashing into the wall. "..Just one more drink Will...one more drink." He started to march himself to the counter.

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Will's eyes widened as he saw Jack heading back toward the counter. "JACK!" Will said loudly, but then quickly covered his mouth as he looked around the tavern to make sure no one heard that. "I mean...Odette...Odette!!!" Will said in a singing tune type of voice.

Will quickly walked himself toward Jack and grabbed his arm tightly and said through his teeth, "Let's go lass...we shouldn't be late for the BALL!" Will was apparently annoyed by this point and he forcefully pulled Jack back toward the entrance.

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Jack smacked Will good and hard across the face in a womenly fashion. He was good at imitating this ye see, because Sparrow was a real pro when he came to getting a good slap now and then from a lady.

"Lay a hand on me again good sir and ye'll want yer mummy.." He giggled to the bartender and fluttered his lashes. "Ah hem..one mug of rum."

The fat bartender smirked at what he thought was a lady, checked Jack out and slid him a mug, "It's on the house madam...." He went to turn around, but turned back around to face Jack, "Say little lady..how old are ye?"

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Will feel onto his knees with his hands hitting the floor to protect his fall. The moment Jack slapped him...it was with such force that it caused Will to stumble, but we musn't forget that he was also drunk.

He walked to the countertop next to Jack and rubbed both his knees and cheek. "Oww..." Will said quietly.

The moment Will sensed something from the bartender toward Jack he played along with it. "She is mine sir...so I suggest you take your bloody eyes off her. Odette come along we're leaving!"

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Jack looked sideways at Will and gave him a smirk with his eyes. "Serves ye right mister!" Jack shifted his weight, feeling the shoes crunch some more of his toes. He grimaced his face and went to bend over to adjust the shoes. But, stupid here forgot about the bloody corset and he let out a loud groan, in his usual harsh voice.

The bartender jumped back and eyed Jack strangely for a while. "Somethin' matter missy?" He reached forward and rubbed Jack's shoulder for comfort and flashed him a toothless grin.

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[Umm guys... Bubs is away for a week from this mondaay... Just tolet ya now...]
Devina gently pushed the tavern door open, and stepped inside, feeling at home in the murky atmosphere.
She headed over to the bar, drawing her hat down low over her face. "The usual." she muttered , grinning and sipping from the newly poured drink.

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"Odette, now this is enough. You are my lass!" Will tried to act angry, but the only reason he was saying this, was so he could get out of there and head to the ball.

"As for you sir," Will said rudely to the bartender,"I suggest you step away from her. Your appearance is frightening her." His eyes shifted to Jack and he layed his hands around him in a protective manner.

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The pirate turned her emerald eyes to the source of the racket, taking the young man and his 'lady-'companion in.
She spat the alkohol in her mouth out, and laughed loudly.

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