I found some at
http://www.jardmail.co.uk/manwoman/tshirtsayings.shtml
Ladies T-shirt sayings:
*Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares?
* I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
* Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
* I hate everybody, and you're next.
* I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
* Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it.
* Remember my name -- you'll be screaming it later.
* Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
* You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
* You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
* How can I miss you if you won't go away?
* Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
And heres a religious one I found:
