Answer: Well that's because Queen Mad, ruler of DOM, one day decreed that spoons are for eggs. They actually used to be for steaks, but when Teliza Zil, master Chef of Raf, blew up the Queen's kitchen when Maz carelessly walked into Teliza eating toast. Teliza was listening to the famed Dr. Science while brewing some secret concoction (that is still unknown to this day - but is believed to have had something to do with pie) and Maz was walking with a toaster when he ran into Teliza and then it went BOOM! It was not long after that, when a second explosion rendered Teliza out of a job and banished to the Enchanted Forest...

Question: Why am I so indecisive?

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You have a secret fear of commitment caused by the lawn gnomes dwelling in your closet. Everytime you make an important decision, they sneak out at night and tickle you with feathers unmercifully. Of course, you have no memory of this in the morning, but your subconscious tells you not to make any more choices that might displease the lawn gnomes.

Why am I obsessed with lawn gnomes?

Because you believe they are little house elves

Why does this smiley blow up?

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Because he's sitting in school and trying to absorb all the information being flung in his direction. His mind beings working harder and harder until all the friction caused by the wheels turning results in spontaneous combustion.

Why am I content to work for a measly $75 a week?

Long ago, in the land of DOM, an activist named Apple lobbyed for fair wages for pirates. Queen Mad at first refused to hear the pirates' complaints and sent them all to live with the penguins in Antarctica. This didn't work very well, because then there was no one around to send the queen into hysterical laughter by saying "Arrr!" The pirates moved back to DOM, and in compensation for them all getting frostbite, Queen Mad raised their wages to $75 a week, but decreed that if any activist or pirate EVER lobbyed for fair wages again, they would have to go . You wouldn't want to go would you?

Why am I not in bed yet?

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Because if you were in bed, you wouldn't be ale to be on this forum, therefore the term that could be used is proscination!

Why do I feel in a gothicky mood today? (that's not a bad mood btw)

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Because you just looked at that picture of Benji on your wall and remembered how much he loved you.Also you keep looking at your isg to see one smiley slap the other one on the head. And finally, a village of little gothicky smilies has come to invade your brian, since most of this world is full of....wierd preppy people, you were thier last brain!

wahy do i like sean and sam so much?

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Because he is so cute and cuddly, just like a giant moving teddy bear. Also, when you were young you had a special teddy bear and when you look at Sean/Sam he reminds you of that teddy

Why do I love this smiley?

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ahh you are asking gthe genius LOL anywho the reason you love that smiley is because you bare the resemblance and like to bounce a lot and because I say so for I am the genius sock eater!

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I ate a valas socks on 28/07/05 (oro`s &Nienna's to be exact )& a mods socks & a Dunadan`s socks(minky`s) & Zandaïn an Elf`s socks

oh yeah and why do I eat socks?

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I ate a valas socks on 28/07/05 (oro`s &Nienna's to be exact )& a mods socks & a Dunadan`s socks(minky`s) & Zandaïn an Elf`s socks

because they taste like Swedish meatballs.

Why are potions always bubbling?

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Well, in the beggining of time...potions did NOT bubble. Thy, simply sat there and....didn't bubble. Well, when day Ms.Bubblealot came and was very angry with a certain man named Poti (poh-tee) He had destroyed her favorite peice of china, but all of that has nothing to do with this. Any ways, she decided to curse something because she was so very angry! So, she looked around and decided she couldn't curse grass, because it had already been cursed with everlasting green-ness, And she couldn't curse the house of Feanor...well you know the story. She wanted to curse this smiley but it had already been cursed with having to blow up again and again for eternity. So she decided the only thing she could curse was a big pot of un-bubling potion that she had at her house, and so she cursed it and all it's potion decendants to have to bubble!!!!

Why did I actaully spend time writng all of that?

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Because you have nothing better to do and, like me, you have an overactive imagination that requires some kind of outlet every now and then.

Why did I use to be afraid of Purple Panda from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood?

Because it was purple, and purple things can evaporate due to the heated molecules inside the panda. This causes the molecules inside to move very rapidly, making it go up like a balloon!!!!!! Purpe birds do the same, in fact.

Why is a tree brown and green and not pink and blue?

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Answer: It actually IS pink and purple. However the rabid squirrels that tend to live in the trees are greedy and want to keep the pink and purple colours to themselves. They proceeded to get permission from Queen Mad of the land of DOM because she required their assisstance in enforcing all men of DOM to wear kilts. It was a compromise. However, she was always unable to get the rabid squirrels to go into gum trees (thanks to Teliza Zil the Enchantress) so, those trees are full of lots of different colors.

Question: Why do I absolutley refuse to go to the Dark Side, while I am so fascinated with all the evil characters that are born from it?

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You know, I didn't mean to write purple . . . it's just I'm surrounded by purple right now...so cross out all the purple in my last post and think of blue. Big. Blue. *evil laughter*

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